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I HAVEN'T NEEDED TO PRAY IN A LONG TIME, BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Sometimes, I'll look at myself in the mirror and begin to wonder how I was ever able to trick anyone into finding me attractive. And then other times, I'll look in the mirror and think "Hot damn! Who's that sexy beast?" And start posing for half an hour.

There is no in between.

ALL HAIL THE DRAG QUEENS! OUR PROTECTORS!!

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

OOOOOOH

Ahem! Bitch, what am I, a roach?

I’m lonely as all hell

Wish I had at least one friend 🤘🏻

How about we raid these egg companies and steal all of the baby chicks so we can keep them safe!!

No one is Clark Kent! Only Clark Kent is Clark Kent, you peasants!

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Ah, the good ol' days!

My childhood

Anyone remember these shows

They did actually, and it's hilarious! That poor guy on the left has to try so hard to keep a straight face through this entire thing!

How Animals Eat Their Food

YES YES AND EVEN MORE YES!!!

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.