Don't we all, my friend
I decided to make myself a D&D character! Say hello to Shiantir Texere, a giant black widow spider with moon magic. I plan on working on a character sheet for her eventually. That shadow behind her is a powerful demon who she was cursed to be connected to at birth, she eventually learns how to handle it and learned to cooperate with it to protect those she cares about.
Despite her large and menacing appearance, she’s actually quite shy, sweet and easily frightened. That scepter of hers is actually a family heirloom that was passed on to her by her grandfather, she cherishes it.
I’m planning on drawing the rest of her party as well!
How about we raid these egg companies and steal all of the baby chicks so we can keep them safe!!
This made me laugh like a fuckin' hyena!🤣
Of course I'll reblog! I'm a fellow Ace!
Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog
Orangenade!
Oh...my God...
It's here!
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
I read through that entire thing...IT WAS WORTH IT!!!
From a comfortable and safe home to a small tent that is unable to withstand the extreme temperatures of summer or winter, you wake up to the sounds of explosions everywhere. You try to resist the pain of hunger and cold, but it is beyond your strength. My dreams and hopes were unfortunately not realized. I studied law and had a big dream of becoming a lawyer, but the war unfortunately made it impossible for me to pursue that path. Now I have only one dream, which is to alleviate the pain of hunger and cold and provide a suitable shelter for my family. I am grateful to everyone who donated to help me save my family from genocide❤️🩹🙏
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I feel like I just drank 30 bottles of Tequila, took every single drug and had a donkey kick me in the head, all while running a 120° fever...
oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible
May this masterpiece live on forever!
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!