The other week, I had another badminton class and my friend was still not wearing shoes and when my teacher noticed I think he died a little on the inside.
The other day in physical education, one of my friends wasn’t wearing his shoes during warm-up. The teacher (a sexist and arrogant asshole) called us to try to teach us something about badminton, he noticed that my friend wasn’ t wearing shoes. He asked why and my friend told him that he felt more comfortable for the warm-up and that it allows him to be more performant. My teacher asked for an exemple in sports where people do that and my dumb ass friend obviously told him, like the genius he is, that some people in Kenya train for marathon shoes-less. Long story short, they argued a little, but my teacher eventually made my friend shut up and the class went on.
Eventually, the teacher was playing games against two students and he wasn’t able to reach back enough to catch the birdie and the opposite team got the point.
And that’s were my dumb friend comes in. He screamed:
‘Maybe if you weren’t wearing shoes, you would have caught the lil birdie.’
The teacher ignored him, but now I’m pretty sure that my teacher hates my friend.
I just wanted to share this story.
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
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Bellamy: aw man i wish i could but i got a wife now and she thinks she's going to see me again so
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When I was a kid, I thought he would last.
Then, I believed he was invincible.
I would draw all of my dreams in art class.
Hoping he would find them formidable.
Growing up, he’d stay in the picture.
See, he was the most courteous there was.
There to comfort when the lights flicker.
An entirely humble man without flaws.
Getting older, I’d understand the truth.
I’d learn there were problem in paradise.
After, I was so scared to loose my youth.
But I learnt life uppermost’s not goodbye.
I won’t worry now, I’ll try to be bold.
Hey you! Stop worrying already.
My dear friend, do not regret getting old.
It’s a privilege denied to many.
her sons were getting older and the only way they could take the throne was by defeating their father. Aslaug may not have loved Ragnar but she didn’t turn their children against him. (he did that on his own) Aslaug never wanted that so in order for her sons to be able to TAKE the throne it needed to be in someone elses hands.
to insure this she lets herself be killed thus sacrificing herself for her sons future.
she won. Lagertha lost the moment she shot Aslaug. and maybe Lagertha knew it.
Ragnar’s death only delays Lagertha’s but she will get whats coming to her. the seer has said so. a son of Ragnar will kill her. Aslaug wasn’t a shieldmaiden but that doesn’t mean she didn’t fight in battles. she may even have lost battles but she won the war. (against Lagertha)
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Carl: Dad gets dare!
Rick: Oh, I really don't want to play...
Daryl: I got one! Whoever chooses the next song gets to do to Rick whatever the main themes of the lyrics are.
Rick: *Looking around nervously* Come on, I'm going to sit this one out I think...
Negan: *Kicks in front door, runs through living room towards CD player, elbows Carl in the face, stands on Aaron's fingers, knocks over dining table, pushes Daryl through window, jumps on couch, somersaults over Judith, grabs CD of choice, slams it in player*
CD Player: *blasts* SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!
Negan: *smiles and winks at Rick*
Ser Amory dragged Princess Rhaenys out from under her father’s bed and stabbed her to death.