What Makes You Think, My Friend, That You’ll Win This Time?

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

THIS IS A POST TO SPREAD SOME LOVE FOR THEON GREYJOY.

Reblog this and say something nice to our little baby

when you just want to eat some chicken but your dad’s gotta torture somebody first

Committing murder

Connor: *attractively freaks out*

Michaela: *annoyingly, yet cutely freaks out*

Laurel: *doesn’t freak out, was probably born for this*

Wes: *casually burns, decapitates and hides a body*

Polaris: I failed my safety course today

Eclipse: Why? What happened?

Polaris: Well one of the questions was "In the case of a fire what steps would you take?"

Eclipse: And?

Polaris: Well apparently, "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

They say empathy is what made the success of the human race. Our survival is directly linked to our cooperation. We evolved together and we will perish together.

Ragnar: the stars are beautiful tonight.

Ecbert: Yes, they are.

Judith: you know who else is beautiful?

All three: *in unison* Athelstan

Hector and Helen in Troy, 2004

Shoes

The other day in physical education, one of my friends wasn’t wearing his shoes during warm-up. The teacher (a sexist and arrogant asshole) called us to try to teach us something about badminton, he noticed that my friend wasn’ t wearing shoes. He asked why and my friend told him that he felt more comfortable for the warm-up and that it allows him to be more performant. My teacher asked for an exemple in sports where people do that and my dumb ass friend obviously told him, like the genius he is, that some people in Kenya train for marathon shoes-less. Long story short, they argued a little, but my teacher eventually made my friend shut up and the class went on.

Eventually, the teacher was playing games against two students and he wasn’t able to reach back enough to catch the birdie and the opposite team got the point.

And that’s were my dumb friend comes in. He screamed:

‘Maybe if you weren’t wearing shoes, you would have caught the lil birdie.’

The teacher ignored him, but now I’m pretty sure that my teacher hates my friend.

I just wanted to share this story.

Yara: "I will be queen"

Crowd: "No chance woman"

Theon: "Yara will be queen"

Crowd: "Yeah Yara we love you!"

Euron: "No I will be queen"

Crowd: "You go girl"