Listen Anon Said Retail Is Regulus' Villain Origin Story But It Was Also Literally Part Of Voldemort's

Sirius: I do love my brother.

Sirius: All four feet of him.

Regulus: and I despise all 6 feet of you.

Sirius:. Adorable.

After Sirius is badly hurt by Walburga, Regulus takes him to the Potters, where Euphemia takes him under her wing until Sirius is awake and healed. They have days baking and playing piano, James, Fleamont are all huge quidditch and have days spend on their brooms. When Sirius wakes up he realises Regulus has fit in perfectly with his found family, and the potters don’t plan on letting the two Black brothers go..

<33 regulus and euphemia mother son bond supremacy

i vibe with ikea regulus so much (love that idea so much) but as a barista lemme just say regulus gives me major barista vibes. like he enjoys making drinks but also he wants to beat tf out certain customers. he also definitely complains about the music playing in cafe 24/7 and will hop on aux as soon as his boss leaves. he definitely drinks iced drinks all year round. and while some would say he drinks black iced coffee i would disagree. he definitely drinks iced lavender lattes with oat milk or cold brew with oat milk and vanilla.

regulus starts spelling peoples names wrong on purpose and starts to hate mainstream music with a passion

voldemort is the best kind of villain, because having a flair for the dramatic and going over the top with every scheme are some of his core character traits

Slytherin won but Sirius would never let it pass the opportunity to embarrass and be proud of his little brother

AND SINCE JK ROWLING TURNED OUT A BITCH SHE CAN EAT MY ASS!!! I’m ignoring any canon content & that involves Sirius and Regulus were close good bros

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.

the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]

forty seventh prompt:

regulus is sent forward in time, into harry’s fifth year. he’s in his younger 15-year-old body, and the book starts off with him waking up on the knight bus, still holding all his memories.

he attends hogwarts again, with the help of dumbledore telling the teachers to not say anything about him. regulus also gets sorted into slytherin, and is tasked by dumbledore to help with researching the horcruxes.

it’s only when harry struggles with teaching a spell to dumbledore’s army that regulus is approached and asked to co-teach.

some things that could be used:

- regulus uses the room of requirement for a new library with some horcrux books in it. hermione sees him use the wall one time and tries to like interrogate him and he’s like uhm

- he helps the weasleys do a prank at one point and they’re the ones that recommend he can help the army

- harry’s always staring at him cause ‘wow this dude looks so familiar’

- regulus and snape argue in class constantly

- regulus starts teaching harry occlumency

- he’s got tons of scars from the inferni and when umbridge is like “nothings gonna hurt you!” that one time in class everyone just turns and. stares at him

- or, instead of the weasleys recommending him it’s luna cause they’re friends :)

- regulus mothers draco cause he was supposed to be his godfather lmao

- he could run in and save sirius at last minute

- oh yeah he’d need to have a different name as well lmaoo

- honestly should i write this i have so many ideas

Andromeda: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?

Regulus: You absolutely do, and I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

“I looked everywhere for you! I thought you’d been kidnapped!

“Your probation meeting ended three hours ago! I can’t believe you, of all people, forgot!

“….

“Do you… have a dog now?”

“It wouldn’t stop following me and it looked really hungry, is all. I’m not going to keep it.”

“This was more important than your jonin status.”

“What’s the point, sensei? They never listen to anything I have to say, and they’re not going to demote me for the same reasons they promoted me in the first place.”

“You earned that promotion, Kakashi.”

“Thanks, sensei. You’re the only one who believes that.”

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