Sasuke: We Got To Get To The Hospital And We Got To Get There Fast!

a baby!

Hatake Kakashi being a sassy little piece of shit

be the spooky wizard drinking pure unicorn blood you wish to see in the woods

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

walburba and sirius: *arguing/fighting/screaming about muggle rights. // Orion: *silently sipping tea*. //. Reg: "Did you know that a jellyfish's mouth is also its anus?"

JDHDJDBSH orion just slowly looks at him

flitwick’s approach to teaching charms class is just ‘hey here’s a spell, now everyone cast it on each other and we’ll see what happens’ and honestly it’s amazing

i tend to picture reg as like, just noticeably shorter than sirius (like two inches?) but this raised a picture in my mind: after the cave episode, he starts wearing boots with huge soles, not necessarily visibly heeled, but that still make him significantly taller 😔👌

😭😭 he finds charms to help him out

Tenten counting Kakashi’s ninken ↳ for anon

Sirius: I'm your older brother! You should respect me. Stop being a bully!!

Regulus:

“The next time I catch you Regulus, I’ll drag you to Azkaban and hand you in myself.”