Mechalamity - The Ruins.

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

The bean jar

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I AM THE ORBOT

EGGMAN’S WHAT I’M NOT

I AM THE ORBOT

I’VE GOT THE MASTER-PLOT

What are your opinion on the human leader who lead the war on monsters? You lead an attack them out of nowhere instead talking it out and you keep cutting them down when they really even damage you while this war goes on for a long time only to spare them when they surrender after their people is almost extinct and you seal them in this tiny cave.

i think you should really, REALLY read my friend's fics about their take on the character, because i've never been able to see them as anything else ever since expriencing them

What if you split the farmer into their component elements for the co-op experience in universe.

Imagine the town when not one, but four farmers descend on their tiny town. (Or dear god eight)

The Farmer

Feral as always, will use bombs to clear the farm and can raze the cindersnap in a day if they want to. Can be found shoving plants into their backpack in the woods or tending the fields, has beef with Pierre. Will grow your favorite crops and cries in happiness when their greenhouse is built.

The Rancher

The farmers counterpart. Is always at Marnies examining new babies and bringing them home, always bugging Robin for an expansion or new farm building, can be found surrounded by animals at any given time. Will randomly hand you an egg from their pocket or the foot of a rabbit if they like you, has spent the farmer fund on hay in the winter. Has an actual fucking dinosaur and will let you pet it.

The Geologist

Or as I like to call them, the cave goblin.

Can be found in the caves at almost any hour with a backpack full of rocks, absolutely swole and destroys monsters without a care because rocks! They have almost single handedly completed the museum and kept Clint in business, and will stare at him with an unblinking gaze while he cracks open their geodes. Lord have mercy when this fucker gets to skull caverns.

The Fisherman

(Willy’s favorite)

They have kept the art of fishing alive and have caught every single fish in The Valley by the second year. Can be found anywhere near water and has managed to drag up whole chests. Has horrified townsfolk by eating raw algae straight from the water or gelatinous goo they fished up. Has eaten a raw fish before.

Sometimes spotted defending into the mines with a fishing pole and returning with freaky fish they’ll gladly present to Willy, has also been spotted going into the sewers with their pole.

That’s not to say the farmers don’t work together. They are a force of nature. Ask for something on the board? Prepare for four people running up to you with that item. They fight like dogs over the grange and it’s a mix of crops, animal products, shiny rocks, and fresh fish. On rainy days they’ve been spotted playing in the rain and have woken up Robin more than once stampeding back to their farms from the mines at midnight. No one’s sure their relations to one another or who’s actually related to the old man, and no one asks.

They flirt a lot and will share their goods to increase the others odds of getting a date. On the beginning of every season they are menaces, clearing and prepping the fields with the farmer before they scatter to the wind. Always dirty, always smiling, always wild and fun. There isn’t a dull day in The Valley since they arrived. The local cryptids.

honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

Yeah, there’s a real chance Dess changed her name from “December”.

From the Ice-E “sighting” page, we can see that even a very young Noelle calls her “Dess”.

But the “news” reporter will still link to https://deltarune.com/december/ to recommend Dess’s sightings, which is now a 404 page:

…while, on the other hand, like you said, the “Dess” page does work.

Noelle and Rudy will unfailingly call Dess “Dess”. They never actually call her “December”.

Even the game itself never actually calls Dess “December” - the word itself is never said aloud, and almost treated like taboo.

Noelle responded to spam emails for “friend finders” to search for “Dess”.

This puzzle will slowly spell out December, but Noelle doesn’t appear to notice.

She’s not looking at the letters; she’s looking at Kris (almost as if for comfort).

Since Noelle called her Dess even at such a young age, when the town news reporter still linked to a page calling her “December” (indicating she was, at some point, generally called that)…

…maybe she wanted to be called “Dess” since she was little, before actually changing it.

I know we always use this scene to say Dess must have disappeared before the Spelling Bee, when Noelle was very young…

…but what if Noelle just didn’t even want to spell the wrong name for her sister?

Noelle never has any trouble saying “Dess”, even for lighthearted moments…

…but she’ll never say the word “December”.