Me-needs-therapy - Diti🥀

Miguel: You can't just adopt two other Spider-men from other multiverses!

Otto: You did.

Miguel: WHAT?!

Norman: Kind of hypocritical if you ask me.

Miguel: I DID NOT ADOPT ANY SPIDER-PEOPLE!

Otto: *Grins while pointing with one of his actuators* Uh-huh and who are they?

Miles, Gwen, Pavitr, and Hobie: *Remaking the lego death star with Peter 1, 2, and 3*

Miguel: That. They're not-! Those aren't my kids! I'm just their mentor!

Norman: *Drinking his coffee while reading* That's how it always starts.

Miguel: *Growing his claws and fangs out* THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS!

Otto: Then who made those four bracelets on your writs?

Miguel: *Looks at his wists to see four bracelets saying ToSpiderdad, #1Padre, #1AuthorityFigure, and GreatestPapa:)*

Otto: *Waiting for a response*

Miguel: I-... It was a gift! That- This doesn't-!

Norman: *Still reading* Welcome to the father figure club, O'Hara.

Miguel: *Growls, clenching his fists* Cállate!

Steven & Khonshu: *change the position of the stars in the sky*

Strange: *sighs* What now

Bucky, chilling on a boat: Look, Sam, the sky is so pretty tonight

Sam, sitting next to him with a beer: Yes it is

paper thin love

paper white love

pure in its undurability

Experimental sketch of Miguel bc the big manboobs and the murderous rage in his eyes have captivated me <3

the final glorious ovulation ,, or wtv tf he said

is anyone gonna meet me behind the mall before august ends..

im.

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLEASW

btw here are my thoughts on oppenheimer 2023

me walking out of the theater like