Men Use “I’m Just A Man” To Cheat On Their Wives. Odysseus Uses “I’m Just A Man” To Kill,

that was the most sincere “oh no” at the end

Say you’ll remember her standing in a blue dress, releasing Wildest Dreams (Taylor's Version), babe. Our first glimpse of 1989 Taylor's Version came 2 YEARS AGO today! The memories of ~the glitch~ and her wink still follow us around. 👀🩵

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Taylor Swift - 1989 (Taylor's Version)

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Miguel: You can't just adopt two other Spider-men from other multiverses!

Otto: You did.

Miguel: WHAT?!

Norman: Kind of hypocritical if you ask me.

Miguel: I DID NOT ADOPT ANY SPIDER-PEOPLE!

Otto: *Grins while pointing with one of his actuators* Uh-huh and who are they?

Miles, Gwen, Pavitr, and Hobie: *Remaking the lego death star with Peter 1, 2, and 3*

Miguel: That. They're not-! Those aren't my kids! I'm just their mentor!

Norman: *Drinking his coffee while reading* That's how it always starts.

Miguel: *Growing his claws and fangs out* THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS!

Otto: Then who made those four bracelets on your writs?

Miguel: *Looks at his wists to see four bracelets saying ToSpiderdad, #1Padre, #1AuthorityFigure, and GreatestPapa:)*

Otto: *Waiting for a response*

Miguel: I-... It was a gift! That- This doesn't-!

Norman: *Still reading* Welcome to the father figure club, O'Hara.

Miguel: *Growls, clenching his fists* Cállate!

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miguel ♥︎;

miguel being a gentleman just like he was raised and taking care of you ♥︎

riding miguel ♥︎

miguel letting you finally take care of him ♥︎

hobie ♥︎;

hobie fucking you from behind ♥︎

watching himself come out of you ♥︎

letting himself go ♥︎

peter b parker ♥︎;

peter helping you out ♥︎

shutting him up after a long day ♥︎

peter making you feel good ♥︎

spider noir ♥︎;

spider noir, miguel and you ♥︎

him fucking you like you want him to ♥︎

his dominance ♥︎

"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

Crying (Taylor’s Version)

Wait wait!! It's syday!! What about some fancy Sy??

Some larp Sy?

Some "just home from a short tour and hair growing out from regulations" Sy?

Some "your view from on top if him" Sy?

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Lisa ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

earlier:

now:

Captain America: Brave New World

“My child is fine”

Your child has an obsession with multiple people and they’re not even real.