Everyone Shhh For A Second And Look At This Ink Doodle Of Diomedes And Glaucus Hugging By 18th Century

game: level recommendation 12-15

me: i’m at level 8 let’s go

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

Banksy sees Trump serving McDonald’s in the White House and throws his hat on the floor and jumps on it repeatedly, cursing like an old timey gold prospector.

I can’t be the only person that has never actually been in a relationship but feels they can really relate to quotes/posts about love? It’s weird lol

17 year old: I'm depressed. I'm overwhelmed by choice. I feel like the stakes are so high that if I fail I could ruin everything forever. I feel a sense of obligation to my parents, but I don't think they understand me. Maybe none of this is worth it

Every 12th grade english teacher, without fail: *hands you the tragedy of hamlet prince of denmark* that's rough buddy

so we’re watching shrek because it’s wednesday my dudes and we have taste and when they get to duloc there’s a sign that says “you’re parked in ‘lancelot’” but (!) as we all know it’s established in shrek the third that the arthurian legend hasn’t even occurred yet in the scu (shrek cinematic universe) as arthur and his knights (including lancelot) are still in high school so @dreamworksanimation

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

Kevin the Kitten (Vanessa Stockard) animated by Jenni Pasanen  https://www.instagram.com/p/CATfqhqgO1Q/?igshid=13vl67k4n0fue

Hamlet: I’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept.

"I find conversation unbearable owing to the very fact that I am obliged to speak."

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Confessions