So, You’re Telling Me That This Mike Wheeler Right Here Is The Same Mike Wheeler Who:

Alongside Kit Connor, i feel so fucking bad for Alice. They worked so hard on heartstopper for so long and she created something beloved by the world, and this is what happens to it. They took something amazing and just trashed it. If you were one of the people who bullied kit connor into coming out, im letting you know that you dont deserve to even watch the show or read the books because you learned nothing from it. Whats the point of it if you didnt learn anything then? Im a teenager, and when it was a hard time in my life i found heartstopper. It meant everything to me. (As dramatic as it sounds, its true and i think i can say the same for a lot of people) im so angry. Im so angry that you ruined my favorite thing ever. I hope youre fucking proud of yourselves.

fuck this sick and twisted family rp, and their wholesome red balloon silly nonsense, and their who is the favorite son, and scrunkly jesus idiocy, and all these quirked up white boys, and fucking minnie mouse ears, wilbur giving tommy the bunny ears, RANBOOLIVE IS LIVE, they are brothers 20 seconds in insanity, CRIMEBOYS ROLLER COASTER MONTAGE, family dancing, crimeboys almost getting sent fucking home by big Russ, crimeboys playing shadow puppets sick and twisted!!!! They are disgusting, i dislike them, yes im buying Tommyinnit merch.

'i think this pit is tartarus' 'you mean like,, the fish sauce?'

exam: ranboo_beloved

you have 90 minutes to complete (art: knp | poem inspo: r.a)

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

what do you want?

you ask the girl with pink hair and a torn coat, and she says “closure.”

you ask the boy with a shaven head and two toned eyes, and he says “companionship.”

you ask the fox with white-streaked hair, and he says “acceptance.”

you ask the king with blank eyes and a shining crown, and they say “to help.”

you ask the winged boy with a scar over his eye and a beanie, and he says “freedom.”

you ask the sheep wearing a pirate’s coat, and she says “peace.”

you ask the warden with green hair, and he says “safety.”

you ask the demon wearing a bleached coat, and he says “love.”

you ask the pig wearing a royal’s garb, and he says “equality.”

you ask the short boy with antennae and bee wings, and he says “security.”

you ask the man with torn wings in a green cape, and he says “unity.”

you ask the boy with messy hair and a red shirt, and he says “rest.”

you ask the hybrid boy wearing a suit slightly too small, and he says “a home.”

what do you want?

you ask the faceless man in the prison of his own design.

he laughs at you.

“control.”

The best part about Tubbo lying about being pregnant to come to Pogtopia and then, after getting caught talking to Tommy, lying that Tommy is his gynecologist is the fact that Manberg cabinet was concerned about this not because Tubbo’s “gynecologist” is an enemy of state and it’s strange that Tubbo associates with him, but because Tommy in their opinion is a shitty gynecologist and would harm Tubbo’s “baby”.

!!!!!dsmp spoilers ahead mfs!!!!!!!

the dream smp fandom, watching dream get fucking murdered: IF ONE OF YALL… PULLS SOME SILLY ASS PLOT TWIST… THIS WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA FEEL. MY. WRATH. NOW, PUNZ?

punz, reviving dream: … you mean ‘traitor?’

dream smp fandom, throwing their phones on the floor: SON OF A BITCH

goodbye, l’manberg. you were never a good idea to begin with, but at least you tried.

this is robin’s girlfriend nancy and this is nancy’s boyfriend steve and this is steve’s boyfriend eddie and this is nancy’s other boyfriend jonathan this is jonathan’s boyfriend argyle and this is argyle’s girlfriend eden and this is eden’s sister suzie and this is suzie’s boyfriend dustin and this is dustin’s boyfriend lucas and this is lucas’s girlfriend max and this is max’s girlfriend el and this is el’s boyfriend mike and this is mike’s boyfriend will