My Damn Ficus Tree Needed Trimming Again Because She Keeps Growing More And More Branches To Reach Sunlight

My damn ficus tree needed trimming again because she keeps growing more and more branches to reach sunlight when she's already got a perfectly good spot with plenty of sunlight in it but she's not content with that. "I need to grow bigger and further and grow more leaves so I can beat the competition and reach out of this shade into the sunlight!" sweetheart it's your own branches and leaves shading you.

My sweet precious ward to whom nature gave no brain. You know not that you live in paradise, that you only compete against yourself. You live in a world of plenty where your ambition festers to greed, and your greed would be your downfall. That's why I have to prune you so much.

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4 years ago

5K follower event poll!

Thank you all so so much for over 5000 followers, this is absolutely insane 😭💖 I really want to celebrate this milestone and show my appreciation! I figured that since this is a gift to you, maybe it would be nice if you could help me pick out what the fic will be about? I’ve created a basic poll to help us decide the bare bones of the fic, and then I will likely create another one once we’ve decided on those questions to go even more in-depth to figure what you want! I hope you all want to participate and thank you so so much again!! 💖

LINK HERE!


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3 years ago
One: Poca. Next. >>
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— a jeno lee au prompt where idol!jeno falls for study vlogger!yn from across a computer screen.

although i don’t have any plans of continuing this into a full smau anytime soon, this is by no means an excuse for anyone to take my idea and make it their own.

MINTHOODIE, 2021. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

4 years ago

I Don’t Know How Many Souls I Have

by Fernando Pessoa

I don’t know how many souls I have. I’ve changed at every moment. I always feel like a stranger. I’ve never seen or found myself. From being so much, I have only soul. A man who has soul has no calm. A man who sees is just what he sees. A man who feels is not who he is. Attentive to what I am and see, I become them and stop being I. Each of my dreams and each desire Belongs to whoever had it, not me. I am my own landscape, I watch myself journey– Various, mobile, and alone. Here where I am I can’t feel myself. That’s why I read, as a stranger, My being as if it were pages. Not knowing what will come And forgetting what has passed, I note in the margin of my reading What I thought I felt. Rereading, I wonder: “Was that me?” God knows, because he wrote it.          


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1 month ago

It's April 10, 2025, for me, so it's the 500th anniversary of the Prussian Homage (1525). So here's an artwork of mine copying Matejko.

It's April 10, 2025, For Me, So It's The 500th Anniversary Of The Prussian Homage (1525). So Here's An
It's April 10, 2025, For Me, So It's The 500th Anniversary Of The Prussian Homage (1525). So Here's An
It's April 10, 2025, For Me, So It's The 500th Anniversary Of The Prussian Homage (1525). So Here's An

It turned out pretty good, I guess?


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1 year ago

Another de-aged Danny au, but he's with Dan & Ellie & Jazz as well.

Jason has like just arrived back to Gotham, caused chaos in the underbelly due to well, 8 heads in a duffle bag, and is just starting his takeover of Crime Alley. It's going good, great even! And then he busts some sort of gang or smuggling ring run by people in white suits and there's... holy shit why do these four toddlers have Lazarus eyes?!

Is that a lab?! And Lazarus waters?! Jason might be a bit mad but he's not an asshole, he's not going to just leave these kids here to the streets. He can't just take them to the Batclan either, and as much as he begrudgingly trusts Talia, he sure as fuck doesn't trust Ras. Who knows what he'd do to four... what are they, pit-kids?

Now he's juggling his whole revenge-thing, running a criminal empire, taking over Gotham's underbelly, and being a single dad. At least the goonion seems to be down for helping, seeing as he's making Crime Alley safer...? .... Fuck he needs some proper sleep


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2 years ago

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1 month ago

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

2 years ago

influencers don’t get it. sure you can stage beautiful pictures of your beautiful self in your beautiful house in expensive workout gear without ever going to the gym. take a mirror selfie that isn’t actually a mirror selfie. it’s you holding your phone with another camera on a timer. get your 500k instalikes. sell tea that makes us shit. vitamin supplements we piss out. you will never have the impact of a girl blogger with 10 likes on a post about the strawberries she got on sale at the grocery store today. i love when social media is a diary. i love you mundane expression. i love you pictures of pets i love you casual selfies i love you weird lighting. i love you diary entries. i love you alive girl

3 weeks ago

friends roman’s and fellow countrymen i need help

for years and years and years my great aunt made a cheese cake for easter. but it was no ordinary cheesecake. it was a no bake farmers cheese cheese cake that was wrapped in cheese cloth and put in the fridge and had like some kind of nuts and also those gummy fruit things in it. the recipe does not exist. but i know it’s eastern european. and i want to eat this cake. but i cannot find it anywhere on line, every comparable recipe is a baked one. have any of you heard of this??? can anyone send me anything that might be useful?????? please??????????

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