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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. GUYS I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY.

Joel has always been alone. He has always been red and angry and violent and wild.

That has never worked for him. It’s made people scared, it’s given him so much beautiful blood on his hands, but it has never let him win. Until Wild Life. Where is it all about being crazy, and unnatural and strange forces. And he thrives. He is at peace in the chaos that massacres others. It’s like a home, in a way. Because he’s always lived in it. So he is last one green, last one yellow, last on red.

Gem is dead and he is alone again, like he has always been. It’s how he was in third life, it’s how he is now. He is alone, he is red, he is wild. And that’s all he needs.

And so he finds Grian, the man who’s known all of this chaos, who is unhinged and chaotic, and works with him. He promises Joel a sacrifice, a few words that sound like friendship again. Joel doesn’t acknowledge it. Instead he kills and kills and kills, and he is alone when Grian tries to shoot him through the back, and he is alone when he knocks Grian’s corpse to the ground.

And he is smiling like a mad man. He is red and so is the blood all around him. He is a feral, wild beast, and he yellows in victory as he is struck down.

You know what else is red? Mars.

More on the Life!Scott is so Hunt aligned: Joel isn’t Hunt aligned (he’s Slaughter) but he keeps getting forced into the role of hunter because he wants to kill Scott and Scott won’t face him in a straight up fight more often then not. Also the Hunt is both predator and prey. Joel tends to refuse to make himself prey, he doesn’t usually run, he starts hitting back.

TLDR: Joel’s Slaughter who keeps getting forced into a chase he isn’t suited to because he really wants to kill Scott

I love how Lenore is glareing at Ms.Poppet as she says this. I can practically hear her yelling in her mind for her to shut her mouth

they weren't notified in advance

One particularly bad fight with shredder:

Shredder:this is it turtles call your sensi or else.

Donnie: no, we still got one more trick up our sleeves

Donnie:*hands Mikey headphones and an mp3

Mikey:*confusingly takes it*oh I love this song*starts dancing*

Leo:DONNIE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Shredder: pathetic that you think a dance break will st-

Mikey:*dance fight shredder*

Shredder:fucking dies

Leo:

Raph:WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT SOONER!!!

simple life spoilers ..

welcome bdubs to the died first by falling into the void club ❤️

bam sirens teehee,,,

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people