They’re The Cutest (cr. Peaches_BTS)

damn y’all weren’t joking about the fembots

As a token new user, posts like these really help me brush up on the history of our ancient texts

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

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If you haven't read Jersey boy by @fordtato yet DO IT NEOWWWW !!!!

It’s funny that even a humble ghost user such as myself gets these in my notifs

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

Finally someone who understands

I love you felt pen

OF COURSE THIS ABOUT SIMON PETRIKOV U SILLIES

BRING ME THE WET SOGGY CAT OF AN OLD MAN!!!

I hope someone has blocked me for a reason such as this

people new to tumblr angry about being blocked or writing huge paragraphs about why they chose to block someone like i promise you it’s not that deep i once blocked someone because their blog was obnoxiously orange

HAHAHAHAAAA

the flag was adopted like. 2 years after ford isolated himself in the middle of the woods so.. i can already imagine fiddleford stopping by and seeing that when he walks in 

censorship

Somft bois