Most Embarrassing Moment

If I get 2000 notes on this post, I'll cut my hair (just to clarify, my mother will ground me and force me to get a job).

Legally watching musicals should be illegal

Brilliant day. Binged all of season one and two of BBC Sherlock instead of going to jump rope practice. Why am I telling you all this?

I love how I'm always reading things on tumblr about some people's school being wild and crazy and I'm always so upset because my school's like that until I realize... wait, we do have some goofy things.

The purpose of this post is to tell you about how my choir teacher keeps a notebook with the strangest things he's heard in any of his classes. Here are some of the quotes I remember:

"Dip into the cocaine bucket."

"The hexagon has abs."

"Neverboys like me are high."

"I got the hooker boots."

Weirdest Les Miserables Quote

WHAT IS VICKIE HUGO DOING?!?! LOOK AT THIS QUOTE FROM THE BRICK:

"'Mamselle, make your gloves into fritters and I'll eat them.' Nobody but artists can say things like that. I'm going crazy about this boy."

Unique traits to give your characters:

Only puts in one earbud (whether because the other one is ALWAYS broken or because they want to be able to listen to music and everything around)

Never has acne, but has enough other skin problems to make up for it

Allergic to mint, which causes rashes on their face (I have this and it sucks)

Always turns their screen brightness and volume down as low as they can (or direct opposite)

Always wears certain jewelry (rings, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, toe rings)

Never listens to "normal" music. Only musicals. Or not music at all. Only podcasts

Can't read because they always have a song stuck in their head

They go through insane phases of hyper fixations where they constantly make references to something but never go on tangents

Never cleans their glasses (or direct opposite; always cleans them)

Tries to dress nice but has no fashion sense

One last thing. Giving your most likable character glasses isn't a bad idea because some people (cough, cough, me) hate their glasses until a character they like wears glasses, then they love their glasses. It can really make an impact! Just an idea. (That sentence made no sense, sorry)

I'm going to make a fanfic of Cask of the Amontillado and give it to my English teacher as an end-of-the-year gift. Any suggestions? Now, I need to actually go write it instead of scrolling.

If I ever become an English teacher, I'm going to start one class by asking, "Who has never read or written a fanfic and is proud of that?" And then after a few people raise their hands, I'm going to say, "After today, that will change." Then I will give them an assignment of writing fanfic and posting it on AO3. Whoever gets the most kudos gets extra credit.

AHHH FANGIRLING FOR BMC

It's so fun to be in the first week of a fandom for a musical where you're learning the names and songs, and now it's like--wait, just TWO WEEKS AGO, I didn't know the lyrics to Micheal in the Bathroom or know what a squip is?!?! And what do you mean I hadn't watched it on loop for a week straight until recently?!?!