Derek: Love Is Weakness And An Evolutionary Mistake. Isaac: ...You Are Literally Making A Valentine’s

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so, I made a teen wolf slideshow for my friend once and gave every season an alternative title

they all suck. thank u for ur attention.

he's just so babygirl

me: hey remember that silly werewolf show that you liked when you a weird little teenager? y'know what'd be funny, if you rewatched-

*gets shot by the hyperfixation beam*

...ah damnit

when derek warns stiles not to run because he won’t be able to hold back his wolf’s instinct to chase after him… and it happens almost everyday too. due to stiles’ adhd, when he can think of something he HAS to do it immediately. like when they’re out for grocery shopping stiles would be like OH I FORGOT ABOUT ICE CREAM BRB and then start running like a small animal. which can confuse derek’s wolf who thinks his mate is playing with them and wants to be chased and we need to run after him right NOW

stereotypical sterek fanfiction but stiles is an australian transfer student and incredibly confused why everyone makes such a big deal about being mates

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

Derek: Damn, we're locked out.

Stiles: Don't worry, I got this.

Stiles: *takes a hammer out of his backpack and smashes the lock*

Derek: You just...keep a hammer in your bag?

Stiles: You don't know everything about me.