I Believe In Super Wingman McCall

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

me: hey remember that silly werewolf show that you liked when you a weird little teenager? y'know what'd be funny, if you rewatched-

*gets shot by the hyperfixation beam*

...ah damnit

My favorite head canon about the later seasons is that stiles and Derek were BOTH lying when asked how they escaped the FBI. what are you gonna do, why would they BOTH be lying what could warrant that?

Jackson asks Derek ab it after everything and he goes "no one will ever believe you" then fuckin. heelys out of there

And I really just want- oh god oh god oh cut, cut Derek! Derek: What happened, Stiles? Stiles: Oh it's a fucking tragedy over here

Listen brad has more golden retriever energy compared to stiles’s feral cat vibes - but late 20s/early 30s stiles with the chaos, the tangents, the interactions with the rest of the staff, calling his editor all kinds of variations of his name/nicknames, derek with the sass in the edit notes - you see the vision

(screenshots from 1st ep of It's Alive with Brad Leone - an iconic opening)

#can’t believe this is our beloved dylan o’brien

stereotypical sterek fanfiction but stiles is an australian transfer student and incredibly confused why everyone makes such a big deal about being mates

So I work with animals as a day job and I’m constantly in and out of the vets from day to day and because of this job I know a lot about canine behaviour as well as y’know the basic medical knowledge that’s involved with all that.

All that to say that having that specific niche of education makes Scott McCall so fucking funny to me bc if he has the same training I had (which he should’ve gotten bc otherwise there is NO way Deaton would let him help out with clients like he does in the show), I know for a fact that this boy - after finding out that he was a werewolf - IMMEDIATELY went over the unvaxxed animal/stray dog protocol on himself.

Like I can’t get the image out of my head where like every year Scott drags everyone to Deaton’s office to get their rabies, lepto, distemper, flea/tick/worms treatment, etc.

When Melissa found out Scott probably sighed in relief like, “omg mom this is actually great, could you and all of my still human friends actually get your vaccines just in case?” And Melissa was like “holy shit kid WAY ahead of you.”

Half the werewolves are probably confused even after so long bc they heal right? They are basically immune to a lot of stuff that would harm a typical person or canine, but Scott still insists bc he’s not taking chances goddamnit.

Based off of a real interaction I had with @tiffanyblewss brother why you smelling me n shit?

something dumb i sketched cuz i havent been able to draw anything substantial today lol