*to Ethics Board* Well Im Sorry You Feel That Way (lie Detector Attached To Me Starts Blaring) But I

no one did clowns like pratchett. sure "the fool jingled miserably across the floor" but that's just the tip of the iceberg....imagine alluding to a character's tragic backstory and deep repression of his true nature and heavily implying he might be a vampire before revealing the identity he's been battling against all book is actually just a literal circus clown

the misandrist fujoshi is the bravest thing a woman can be in our world

the dynamic between two people who love a third person so much and come to understand each other because of that is so important to me. you would put them first, and so would i. you understand why we have to save them from themself. i trust you with their life, and so, that means more than if i trusted you with mine. the love doesn't have to be the same, but it's powerful enough that you understand why you're not the only satellite drawn into their orbit.

I just went for a run and ate a giant kale salad and I feel like I will never be depressed again

dyeing my hair black rn God help me

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

OCs list:

Miller

Eli Henderson

Lucy Gates

Joanna Henderson

Damien Gates

Catherine Edith White

Sebastian Clarke

Logan White

Rue Henderson

Bill Henderson

you think you're 'the most fuckable person at the grocery store' and those people aren't thinking about you at all. they're just getting groceries. nothing is about you

trying to convince my mum that Ethel Cain is a Wholesome Christian singer lmao

deadbeat daughter