As Soon As I Get Paid, I'm Getting As Many As I Can.

So watching Alice in Borderland and my brother decided to bother me. He's never watched it before and doesn't plan to. But he has given the characters nicknames and I thought I'd share them

Arisu - A-Roo-Su.

Usagi - Orange shirt. (Changed to pink then Orange again.)

Chishiya- Santa. (Cuz white hair.)

Kuina - 2 by 4. (Because and I quote 'I have bigger tits then her and I'm a dude.')

Tatta - Titties. (They sound similar apparently.)

Hatter - Speckie. (Who just wears a robe all the time?)

Aguni - Absolute Goon.

Ann - Why? (He was confused because why just Ann? Everyone has wild names and she's just Ann???(

Niragi - Nigiri.

Last Boss - Edge Lord.

I'll add more when he decides more names for people.

question tag

tagged by @thecheshireprincess - A little nervous to do this, but yay.

do you make your own bed?

Sometimes.

favourite number?

24

what's your job?

I teach disabled children and adults to ride a horse. I also help look after the horses.

if you could go back to school, would you?

I don't know. I had some really good friends in school. But I hated school. So probably not.

can you parallel park?

No, I can't even drive.

do you think aliens are real?

Indeed I do.

can you drive a manual car?

No, but I wanna learn.

what's your guilty pleasure?

Riverdale. I can't believe it but I go through Riverdale phases and I love and hate it.

any phobias?

Spiders, heights and being out in the dark on my own.

do you talk to yourself?

Sometimes I do.

tattoos?

No. I would like to get one. I'm just not sure what.

favorite color?

Red and pink.

do you like puzzles?

Not really, they make my brain feel funny. 😂

tagging - @ophiliadelacroix-blog - Sorry if you don't want to do this. I wasn't sure who to tag.

I’m legit so torn over your poll cause on the one hand I feel your Chishiya values his partners and would wanna tell them his plan, but on the other hand reader may need more protection or feel more conflicted than Niragi so maybe he’d just tell Niragi especially to ensure readers safety, but on the OTHER hand what if he wants to ensure nothing goes wrong with the plan and having people pretend and so he thinks not telling them at all is doing more good 😩

Oh my golly gosh. My first ask? Hello. What is happening to me right now? I made a fic about Chishiya thinking it would legit go nowhere, now I have a collection of stories, a taglist and people who actually enjoy what I'm doing. Like, what is my life right now?

I love that you know how Love Line Chishiya views his partners.

This is why I put the poll up, because I was and still am so conflicted. Because Chishiya doesn't want this to go wrong. He wants for reader and Niragi to be safe. He wants Kuina to be safe. Niragi could react in so many ways if he finds out. He could agree, be on board and be the eyes on the inside.

Or he could agree but not do anything, just watching for just in case. He could disagree and do nothing, or try to get Chishiya to stop. A part of me is very tempted to make alternate versions, maybe? Idk. I'm gonna see how the poll ends and then if any of the options do really well, I may make the alternate versions but we'll see.

Thank you for reading these crazy little stories I've made and for supporting me. And thank you for being my first ask. Right, I am waffling on now so I'm gonna stop.

Thank you again @potato-vagina

Not me ordering some Alice in Borderland mangas at 02:28 am because I'm desperate to read them.

My Harry Potter passport or fanclub things.

My House, Patronus and wand.

House: Hufflepuff.

Patronus: Tonkinese Cat.

Wand -

Wood: Acacia.

Core: Dragon Heartstring.

Inches: 11¾'.

Flexibility: Quite Bendy.

I could kill you

Chishiya Shuntaro x Reader x Niragi Suguru

Taglist. Masterlist. Progress Update. Love Line Collection.

Warning: Mentions of violence and basically talking of murder as a way to flirt??? Slight sexual innuendos...kind of?

Summary: Your boyfriends are flirting in public, just not the way everyone else would think.

They were hilarious. You were sitting by the pool with Kuina next to you, having your usual girls' night. You were gushing to her about Chishiya and Niragi. She loved knowing everything about your relationship. She bragged about how Niragi had actually called her his friend. That was amazing progress. Kuina happily spilt to you about how she and Ann had just recently started dating. They were keeping it on the downlow whilst they figured it out, but both had agreed to tell you. You were Kuina's best friend after all, plus you and Ann had a close relationship. To say you were ecstatic was an understatement.

Your conversation was cut off by a groan. You both looked over to see your boyfriends. Chishiya was leaning against a wall, hands in his pockets. His jacket was unzipped just enough to be teasing. In front of him was Niragi. Gun in hand, tongue running over his bottom lip. You looked between the two. Whilst to everyone outside, they looked angry at one another, you noticed the look in Niragi's eye. The ghost of a smile on Chishiya's lips. They were flirting.

"I think you should learn to shut up." Niragi growled.

"Most people would say I'm too quiet." Chishiya told him with a shrug.

"Well, those people are stupid." Niragi scoffed at Chishiya's words.

"You are pretty stupid yourself." Oh, so he was playing like that?

A breath. Everyone was watching the two. The music had stopped. Kuina grabbed your arm gently. "Should we step in?" She asked you. You shook your head at her and giggled. "Don't worry. I'll step in when the time is right."

Niragi tapped his gun on Chihsiya's shoulder. They were egging each other on. Who could throw the best insult? Who would break first? Who would succeed at getting under the other's skin?

"I could shoot you, you know." Niragi always had to involve some sort of gun threat. You and Chishiya both knew what that was code for, and it didn't actually involve a gun.

"Knowing you, you'd miss a vital organ."

"Oi! Watch your mouth. I've had enough practice with a gun to know exactly how to hit all the right organs." That had Kuina snorting into your shoulder. Sure, she had seen the two argue in the past, and she had seen the two flirt when it was just the four of you, but she hadn't seen this.

"Do you know how easy it would be to set you on fire?" Chishiya asked as he pushed off the wall and stepped closer to Niragi, who couldn't help but stare at Chishiya's lips for a moment.

"You wouldn't get the chance before I've drowned you." Niragi shot back, his gun on his shoulder. He took a step closer to the blonde.

Chishiya chuckled. "I know exactly where to stab you to give a long, painful death."

"I know where to shoot to make it excruciating." The two were getting closer and closer. Chishiya's eyes dropped to Niragi's crotch for a moment, and his breath hitched. He was hard.

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You let out a sigh and turned to Kuina. "I'd better go and get them back to our room before they give the beach the show of a lifetime." You kissed her cheek and stood up. You smoothed out your red bikini skirt. "I'll see you tomorrow. Tell Ann I say hi." You wiggled your eyebrows at her. That earned you a slap to the ass as you walked away, causing you to laugh loudly.

You made your way over to your boyfriends, who were still going.

"You think you're so much better than everyone else. Newsflash, cat boy, you aren't that smart."

Chishiya scoffed. "Just because you can't spell the word clever doesn't mean no one else can, you cockroach."

"At least I know how to fucking run. You're slower than my Grandma."

"At least I can actually clear a Diamond game by myself."

Before Niragi could fire back, you stood between the two. One hand on their chests. "Now, now, boys. No need to be so hostile. How about you both walk away before you get blood on the concrete." You smiled at them. The two looked at you. They knew that smile. You had enjoyed the show. The three of you just looked at each other for a moment.

A sigh left Chishiya. He walked off, heading inside. Niragi left a few moments later, heading inside but via a different entrance. You turned and followed the two, heading towards your shared room. You walked up to the door and opened it. You locked the door behind you.

You walked deeper into the room and smiled at the sight you were greeted with. There they were. Both shirtless, making out with Chishiya on Niragi's lap. Niragi's arms were resting on the blonde's hips, keeping him in place as they kissed. The kiss was deep, passionate and full of fight.

You walked to your vanity and grabbed the Polaroid camera. You took a picture of the two with a gleeful smile on your face. The two turned to face you. You grabbed the picture and looked at it once the picture developed. "Oh, this one is hot." You placed the camera down and walked over to the two. You sat down beside Niragi to show the two.

Niragi smirked at the picture. "Fuck, Princess. You're perfect both in front of and behind the camera." He took the picture from you. Ever since you had found the camera, the three of you had taken advantage of taking pictures of each other. You even had a nice collection of the three of you together.

Chishiya looked at the picture. He licked his lips and shook his head. "Damn." That made Niragi puff his chest out in pride. Because the picture was beautiful. It was them. The two of them were in a moment that was filled with want and love. Niragi dropped one hand off of Chishiya's hip, causing the shorter male to let out a whine in protest.

Niragi chuckled, his arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you close to his side. His other hand gripped Chishiya's hip. "You two better be ready, because you two aren't leaving this bed until I'm satisfied." He let the two of you go.

"Now, be a good girl and good boy and strip for me."

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Pottermore Sorting Quiz (all possible questions)

My Result: HUFFLEPUFF!(84%)

Congratulations! You have been sorted into Hufflepuff, the house of loyalty, hard working, acceptance, and fairness. You are amongst other Hufflepuffs such as: Tonks and Cedric Diggory

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HUFFLEPUFF! (84%)

RAVENCLAW! (36%)

SLYTHERIN! (22%)

GRYFFINDOR! (18%)

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Progress Update

Hello, everyone. I thought I'd post this so that you all know what is in the works and what to expect. Everything below is what I have in my drafts.

The Progress Update will be updated every so often. It can be updated when I've posted something on the list, or if I have a fic to add to the list, so keep your eyes peeled.

Taglist. Masterlist.

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Alice In Borderland.

Individual fics.

Knight in Blue Bikini.

Summary: Kuina gets to be the hero for you, her girlfriend. The damsel in distress. Progress: I'm still plotting this one sadly. I have like the first paragraph done, but we'll see.

Goodbye, My Love.

Summary: You and Karube are engaged. This is a look at your final moments together during the 7 of Hearts game. Progress: I have the plot points written up. But I need to rewatch the episode so I can actually include the game.

Hand in Hand.

Summary: Arisu takes every opportunity to hold your hand. Progress: Plotting.

I Knew I'd Always Stay.

Summary: Niragi is a monster. But you'd stay no matter what. Progress: Plotting.

Drawn to you.

Summary: You meet Banda and Yaba during the Jack of Hearts game. You should stay away, but something about them makes you want to stay. Progress: Plotting.

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Love Line Collection.

Dance with me.

Summary: The boys dance with you. Progress: I found the perfect gif. Oh, and the first sentence done. Yay me. Jokes aside, I have a good idea of how I want this to work.

King of Clubs.

Summary: You, Niragi and Chishiya play the King of Clubs game with your friends. Progress: I have a lot of this done now. I need to write the actual game down, though.

Ouch.

Summary: Chishiya gets hurt and learns to accept help Progress: Plotting.

The Future We Want.

Summary: You three discuss what you want for your relationship when you get home. Progress: Plotting

Like you mean it.

Summary: Smut. That's it. It's you and the boys having fun in bed. Progress: I have an idea. I have some of it written out, but I'm struggling. And I'm really sorry because I'm excited for this. But it's gonna take me longer than I wanted.

Love Line Collection - Family series.

Two Pink Lines.

Summary: A year after the events of the Borderland, you find out your pregnant. Progress: Plotting.

Heteropaternal Superfecundation

Summary: You're having twins. One girl and one boy. Progress: Plotting.

Here

Summary: Chishiya and Niragi get to hold your babies for the first time. Progress: Plotting.

Home

Summary: The three of you take the twins home. Progress: Plotting.

Growing Up

Summary: A look at the twins as they grow up. Progress: Plotting.

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Life Line Collection.

Back Off.

Summary: Karube doesn't like how Niragi treats you and Arisu. Progress: I have written down some ideas, and I'm just picking and choosing which would work better.

Sacrifice.

Summary: Arisu agrees to Chishiya's plan. Now it's come to bite the three of you in the ass. Progress: I have ideas written down.

Cuties.

Summary: Kyuma thinks you and your boyfriends are cute together. Progress: The conversation between the trio and Kyuma had been written. Now I just need to write everything else.

Elephants.

Summary: You and your boyfriends take a bath and watch the elephants. Progress: Nothing is written yet.

Elephant Picture.

Summary: You had a picture of you and your boyfriends watching the elephants in the borderlands. So why is it in your jacket pocket when you get home from the hospital? Progress: Plotting.

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Heart and Diamond Collection.

He's Ours.

Summary: You and Chishiya don't like how Niragi is treating Arisu. Progress: Plotting.

I Accept.

Summary: Arisu wants to join the plan. Progress: Plotting.

Enjoy The Flirt.

Summary: Chishiya enjoys watching you flirt with Arisu. Progress: Plotting.

Tell Me You Want Us.

Summary: In the safety of your room, Arisu confesses that he wants you and your boyfriend. Progress: I have some of this written up.

Come To Bed.

Summary: You and Chishiya share your bed with Arisu for the first time. Progress: Plotting.

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Weak Hero.

Individual fics.

Math

Summary: Math is really hard. Thankfully, your boyfriend, Si-eun, is ready to help you study. Progress: Plotting.

Hold Me Tight

Summary: Su-ho is feeling tired and stressed. He just wants you to hold him. Progress: Halfway done.

Puppy

Summary: While watching your boyfriend, Gotak, practice, you come across a puppy. Progress: Plotting, but the start is completed.

From Red To Black

Summary: You help Baku dye his hair, which leads to a confession. Progress: Plotting.

Relax, My Love

Summary: You help your boyfriend, Baek-jin, relax after a day of studying and leading the Union Progress: Plotting.

Protect The Glasses

Summary: You hold Seong-je's glasses when he gets in a fight. Progress: Plotting.

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Love At First Fight Collection.

Deliviery

Summary: You're helping Su-ho at work and end up delivering to the wrong apartment. Progress: Plotting.

Guardian Angel

Summary: Su-ho stops Si-eun from crossing the line. Progress: Plotting.

Fight

Summary: Si-eun has been taken by Young-bin, and Beom-Seok asks Su-ho for help. Progress: Plotting.

Work And Food

Summary: Su-ho is late for work, so you all pitch in to help. Progress: Plotting.

I Like Him Too

Summary: You and Su-ho have a heart-to-heart about Si-eun. Progress: Plotting.

Claw Machine

Summary: You and Su-ho take Si-eun to an arcade. Progress: Plotting.

Pretty Picture

Summary: Si-eun comes to your house to study. Su-ho comes to your house to sleep. Progress: I actually have some of this written up.

Hospital Confessions

Summary: You and Su-ho confess your feelings for Si-eun when he brings you food. Progress: Plotting.

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All Of Us Are Dead

Individual fics.

Hands

Summary: You and Cheongsan take every excuse to hold hands. Progress: Plotting.

Knight In Black Blazer

Summary: You accidentally trip; thankfully, Su-hyeok is there to catch you. Progress: Plotting.

Hands Off

Summary: You're very protective of Gyeong-su. Progress: Plotting.

Study Date

Summary: You study with Nam-ra often. This time, you decide to confess how you really feel. Progress: Plotting.

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Not So Secret Collection.

From Friends To Dating.

Summary: You're studying with your two best friends, who soon become your boyfriends. Progress: Slowly writing.

Secret Kisses

Summary: You and your boyfriends sneak kisses throughout the day at school. Progress: Plotting.

Date

Summary: You and your boyfriends go to Cheong-san's for a date and some fried chicken. Progress: Plotting.

Practice

Summary: You have cheer practice, and the boys enjoy watching you. Progress: Plotting.

Outbreak

Summary: Zombies are running around the school, and all the boys can think of is getting you and each other to safety. Progress: Plotting.

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