They're Wanting To Change The Definition Of Water To See Which Water Would Qualify Under The Clean Water

put in the tags what the first song you listened to in 2024 was

Yea verily, bloggeth again I shall do.

(also this post is now at 3.5% funny)

Adding "yeah I'll reblog that" to a reblog chain makes the post unfunnier by like 80%

Totally not starting a podcast about... Things.

Check it out if you want, I'm just making this for the heck of it. (There's only one seven-minute episode and a trailer, but, y'know, a start's a start)

https://open.spotify.com/show/64ozZRotIMTBnVZLlin6Av?si=wfXsdW8_RA6v6dm-IagRUQ&utm_source=copy-link

Congrats! now you should hold yourself to that first part (and maybe finish a wip or two)

I hate doing these posts but if this gets 10,000 notes by February 12th (which won’t happen) I will ask for therapy AND finish every wip

please do not feel forced to add notes

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

the tiny tittle thou hast omitted, at the start, t'was to top it with t's

just found @t-counter and they say the max amount of t's is 22.22% t's and i need to beat this record

i don't know if they have to be in words though sooo

the terribly terrific tiger trotted tentatively through the taiga, though they then thought: "though taigas track tirelessly, tigers trot thoroughly through tenuous taigas". the tiger then trotted through the tropics. then, the tall tiger thought "the time's turned to twilight." they then tightly tucked their trundle tenderly, trancing through their thoughts.

🌈happy pride once again

What's-his-nuts writing 'Jabberwocky'

(or her, but given it was like the 1950's or something, I doubt it.)

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

Majestic

Diversity win! The boys at your Midwestern American school are acting super gay!