I Feel Like A New Tradition For New Years Is That As Many People Gather Into An Empty Field/street Etc.

also @ people rbing saying "wifewolf"/"wifwolf" and/or "manwolf". you get it.

also. learned that "were" (of "werewolf") meant man/male, and thus there's another word for woman/female, "wif", whick is the origin of the "wo-" in woman (wif man), and "man" was just. person. this has been my ted talk, thank you wifs, weres, and men. (also wifwolves and manwolves are things. i declare it to be so. because why not)

Takin uquizes with my friend. It's fun

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

put in the tags what the first song you listened to in 2024 was

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Screw it, 2nd 'tag yourself' thingy. I'm dude with sunglasses chills with tea then dies.

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

estimated percentage of earth covered by water: ~%79.31

commonly accepted percentage: ~%71 (we HAVE to have more decimals on this thang. fellas.)

percent error: ~%11.7

standard deviation: ~%1.55

this data set IS an outlier! (range of normalcy: 67.9, 74.1)

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

(reblogging to remind myself to do this in toki Pona whenever I learn it)

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

yoooo stylish bar 2024 I'm so excited to wear a slightly-heavier-than-expected necklace!!!

back with more bleh. wanted to start writing again but don't want to work. just got out of school.