Tubular, Dude.

It truly is the 3st

So... I may have accidentally started a cult in my friend group discord server... Oh well.

Honestly I don't get nft's. Like, buy stock or commission someone, one or the other. Or do trading cards, I don't care, nft's are an unnecessary overlap.

Just* uploaded a video on my channel of me playing "Drunken Sailor" on my melodica!

Also face reveal ig (maybe??? I don't remember any posts with my face in it...)

*it was a few hours ago.

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

First post: hi nobody, just fyi: if your eyes start to feel dry after wearing your mask for a while, that is normal! According to https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7362770/ , dry-eyes after regular mask use is common.

On the other hand...

!!!do NOT buy Lazy Lions!!!

(fyi, this IS a joke)

Many people think that the way lazy lions lie around all day is cute, but IT IS NOT!

[ID: a "lazy lions" nft with a purple background. The lion's fur is brown, and its mane is red and braided. Its eyes are not in line, and they have different colors. It is wearing a fishing hat, an etherium design earring, and a winter coat.]

These lions AREN'T lazy, they're SUFFERING from LEARNED HELPLESSNESS! A good lion breeder always makes sure their lions get AT LEAST 5 hours of activity. These lions were kept in cages all day, every day! Their owner barely fed them, so they became SEDENTARY to reserve ENERGY. Its mane is also supposed to be trimmed and kept tidy! All this breeder has done is tie a few clumps together, which can even hurt the lion sometimes!

We've seen what happened to the bored ape breeder, so let's kick back into gear!

(take all this as literally or as metaphorically as you want, I put this out with the intent of art, to let it evolve and spread, or die trying)

folks I'm using blender as a video editor bc I can't be bothered to find another that's free and doesn't watermark my video. however. I don't know how to export the video.

how do?

yoooo stylish bar 2024 I'm so excited to wear a slightly-heavier-than-expected necklace!!!

new year just reached over here! hooray? Wgatever!

Happy new years y'all !!! Have a good one & see you on the other side :3