Maximum-offense - Like A FOOL!!

IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS.

the most stylish way to get your calcium

Weenie Hut Juniors and The Salty Spittoon

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

How have I not already found this

see look i actually colored and shaded this one… sort of…

Asks?

Please.

He hisses like "gfd i didn't think this through"

he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage 

"A choir of Marios"

Jolly Roger Bay - Chaos Edition

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Same deal for this fella.

Monster Kid #2! (Watch out! This one’s a bully) (Note: the two left faces in pic #4 are Walter if he were to be aged up; he gets in a LOT of fights)

Name: Walter Geist

Monster Type: Poltergeist

Birthday: March 2nd (but if you sing any B-day songs he will get MAD)

Family: His dad is a nightmarish phantom (and yes, Walter’s got the whole “stick it to your old man” mindset) and his mom is a half-devil imp. He’s actually a reeeeeaally far branching relative of the Napstablook family tree.

Traits: Loves scheming people out of their money, extremely assertive, is not above fighting dirty in any way, only respects people who “get” him, thinks that leaving the Underground was the worst possible idea monsters ever had, and (even though they saved him) STILL doesn’t trust Frisk

Clique: Bullies (wouldn'tcha guess!); any kid who thinks that weaker monsters are “ripe for the picking” is A-okay in his book. Also anyone who hates humans.

Favorite subject: P.E., Overly competitive in any games.

Other stuff: HATES Tyler/King (other OC) with a burning rage. Tyler tries to stand up for his friends, and before Walter can give him a knuckle sandwich, he phases into the wall as a shadow.

Uses his magic to makes hands and fists… More than two, if he wants.

Horrible academic record. Indifferent towards detention and grounding.

Any time, Rob... any time...

Hey Guys! This is my first arrangement that I’ve whipped up in Mixcraft. I hope you all like it!