I Swear, I’m Surrounded By People Trying To Get My Goat!

Gothic Blade X

I'm 74% sure that's something that already exists.

So…Vampire Princess Detectives?

…ngl I’d watch the FUCK out of that series.

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Markiplier's panel from PAX Prime 2014 (I'm in it too!!) I'm link @ 1:05:20

The real reason how they got down there. ((am I late to make this comic lmao.)

Here's more of me as Mr. Bones!

Sans: maximum-offense Music: Toby Fox

Transcript:

“you wanna know what g-man’s been up to lately, huh? well i’m afraid i don’t have a direct answer for ya. grillbster really gets around, does a lot of things, meets a lot of people. he’s quite the trail blazer. last i saw him, he was rushin to some kind of grocery store. i wonder if they were havin a fire sale. but, coulda been for any reason really. maybe he found an ex or somethin and he wanted to rekindle an old flame.”

⛩️ SHRINE MAIDEN WRAPPED ⛩️

This year you...

Grazed 3283 BULLETS ⭕️

Resolved 2 INCIDENTS ☯️

Exterminated 27 YOUKAI 👺

Kissed 12 WOMEN 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Drank 907 cups SAKE 🍶

Timed out 50 SPELL CARDS 🎴

Went to HELL 4 times 🔥

Received ¥1900 DONATIONS 💸

Please. Gen 4 is my lifeblood.

IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS………