Why The FUCK ARE TH ERE T H R E E SETS OF TEETH

Why The FUCK ARE TH ERE T H R E E SETS OF TEETH
Why The FUCK ARE TH ERE T H R E E SETS OF TEETH

why the fUCK ARE TH ERE T H R E E SETS OF TEETH

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9 years ago

If I ever seem like a crazy man because I'm laughing hysterically for no reason, it's because shit like this is going through my head every goddamn minute of every day

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.


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10 years ago

fnaf-gmod I feel like this relates to the post you made earlier. 😁

Reddit user QuietM1ndĀ posted this awesome mashup of the Mario theme as if it was done in the style of Megaman. It’s the best of both worlds and it’s amazing.

7 years ago

Gang of Thrones

Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean
Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean
Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean
Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean
Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean
Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean
Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean
Game Of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created By Vlad Ricean

Game of Thrones GangstersĀ - Created by Vlad Ricean


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9 years ago

I didn’t see that one coming. I’m happy that I didn’t.

#stevenuniverse #garnidot


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9 years ago

Updated!

(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More
(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More
(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More
(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More
(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More
(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More
(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More
(Update! Yay! Now Includes The Look Of Tyler/King’s Magic Attacks, A Better Depiction Of Him, More

(Update! Yay! Now includes the look of Tyler/King’s magic attacks, a better depiction of him, more expressions, and two bonus faces!: Older/Adult look and Had-he-been-voided-look)

Name: Tyler (or King)

Monster Type: Skeleton

Birthday: July 1st

Traits: Videogame NERD, caring, Super Sciency, bit of a teacher’s pet (but also a class clown)

Fav School Subject: Astronomy! (He wants to be the first Monster astronaut, plus, first astronaut with no need for a suit!)

Family: He’s an only child. [don’t have idea for parents]

Clique: He loves being at his goofiest around the friends he’s already made, but he’s a bit shy around potential new friends. If you’re polite and well-mannered around him, he’s got your back; in terms of homework help and bully encounters

Other Stuff: He can turn into a shadow using his magic, and he does so so that he can sneak around all cool-like, or be even an even goofier goober by doing literal shadow-puppet shows (many-a pun included). Rather than bone-pillars for his magic attacks, he tries to fake his opponent out by hurling bones and then warping them around

ā€œHey there! I’m Tyler. Human food is REALLY weird, but I think I’m starting to get used to it. By the way,… what exactly is a ā€˜banana’?ā€


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6 months ago
It's My 10 Year Anniversary On Tumblr 🄳

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🄳

The world has become a bit of a maddening place since I joined. But I was also merely the tender age of 16, so perhaps a part of it is just my worldview shifting as I became an adult.

A hell of a lot has happened to this platform specifically, as well. From porn bans to bots to bigot footholds. But I made some pretty nice pals along the way. I wish I'd kept in touch with more of them, but that's kind of been a problem I've had since I was very small; great at making friends, slow at keeping up with them.

A whole decade of social media... It's hard to say what parts I regret and what parts I don't.

Could I have focused more on my academics if I didn't get into social media at all? Considering my ADD and depression, chances looked a bit slim.

If I had somehow managed, would I be in a better place than I am now? Considering the state of both the gaming and animation industries, quite unlikely.

I still don't exactly know where I want to go in life. I've become hesitant to dream of opportunities where things work out, since I've had so many cases where those dreams popped like bubbles. I have fictional worlds for both games and cartoons, but I feel like I have to keep holding onto them so tightly; I want to find a circle where I can discuss them and finally get the creative collaboration I've been yearning for for the past eight years, where I can become part of a team with all this, but I'm terrified of how much these realms have grown to become so anti-story and pro-censorship. I'm terrified of those who would feign friendly acceptance, only to proceed to tear my worlds apart and either demand that it all be made their way, or leave it in such a development/legal stasis that it essentially is killed.

But back to Tumblr.

This truly has been an artists' platform, and even in its greatly deteriorated state, there are still such wonderful creators of all media all over the place.

I shall not leave unless I am forced to. I wish I could stand with you all and hold you tight and feel your love.

The Earth will spin and live on just as she always has. May we all live with her.

Warm Regards,

Max


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