Fuck I’m So Sleep Deprived I Was Genuinely Convinced For A Sec That Deadpool And Wolverine ACTUALLY

oh god Ive gotten too comfortable, i need to chill with the posts lmao

T,,titty cheese,,,

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

I love reusing containers to hold items that have nothing to do with the original content because people will ask for what they think is the original content and I just. show them what’s in the box. And watch as their excitement dissipates :)

Anyways my mother saw me with a cotten-candy flavored mints container and excitedly asked for one, yet she was bamboozled. Baffled. Tricked. Japed, even.

It was where I kept my pills lmao.

Oh fuck oh shit it’s pride month

Uh

Tiddies good, be gay do crime

Eat skittles I guess

✌️’

Holy shit this took a long time to read, but I wish I had it when I first joined.

Even if you’re not new to tumblr, you can still learn things! Check out this guide, it explains so much and it’s organized quite lovely :)

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO TUMBLR AND ITS CULTURE

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A GUIDE TO TUMBLR BY @hungry-skeleton Welcome! If you are reading this then chances are you are thinking of making a tumblr account. Sm

Hello everyone! I've been working on this project for about two weeks now and I'm SO happy it's finally done!! Behold! The ultimate guide to tumblr!

Seeing as many people are taking shelter here from Twitter, a lot of long time tumblr users are afraid that these newcomers won't know how to respect our culture. As we know, tumblr is not like any other social media. We have history. Let this guide serve as an introduction to all newcomers. If you have a friend looking to join our lovely hellsite please share this document with them!

If you spot any spelling or factual errors please tell me and I'll fix them as soon as I can!! (note: if you want to correct a factual error please provide evidence that your correction is true!)

It is highly recommended that you view this doc on PC, it looks ass on mobile

As stated before this took many hours out of my life and was very very tiring. Reblogs are VERY appreciated

The fact that Janus Sanders being a snarky lil shit helped me in a history quiz today

Thank you snek boy🙏

Life is too short. Shove 60 blueberries in your mouth in the middle of the night :)

Okay since I’m behind on dukeciet week, I offer:

Old art dump :)

(It’s Dukeciet if you squint lmao)

Obsessed with Janus blepping I swear I have more drawings of it somewhere

Long hair Janus >>>

All the better to pull

how do you f ucken draw sunflowers,,,

ASKDJ I ALREAYD FORGOT ABOYT DUKECIET WEEK ?????

Anyone else just. Accidentally hoard empty water bottles?

Like there’s no rhyme or reason, it’s complete accident, but a week or so passes and you look around your room and find like three empty bottles staring back at you saying “mother please. It’s our time. Let us go” and you just stare back like “but my children i just met you noo” “no you fucking haven’t now throw us away”

And then you forget for another week and now they’ve multiplied???