There’s So Many Fucken Gingers (cats) In My House And My Poor Hispanic Grandmother Can’t Tell Who

Apple Music user says hi lmao, thank you for including me <3

My library knows me <3

@the-canid-crew @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper @funnyshapedpuddles

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

I want to hug whoever made this quiz. It was an amazing experience and I adored taking it.

Apparently ‘Sphenoid’ is a really popular name on the internet, so unfortunately I don’t know who they are.

I’m curious what the other colors say…

fellas is it gay to eat pudding cup with knife

fellas is it gay to eat pudding cup without a spoon

T,,titty cheese,,,

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

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MY FIRST POST WAS LIKE YESTERDAY?????

Oh?

You dare approach me, lizard?

Un-tumblr’s your tumblr

Man, fuck you

Un-Kinito’s your Kinitopet

Askgstlj thank you everyone for all the love for my Dukecietweek day one 💙💙

Anyhow, here

@dukeceit-week-2024 Day Two:

🚙 Road trip/Roadkill 🐿️

(pspsp @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , @dukeceitweek )

“I think I’ll name him… ✨Stefan✨”

“Sounds lovely, dear.”

PSA: don’t. don’t pick up roadkill with your bare hands lmao

Unedited version and Notes under the cut!

Unedited version

Unimportant notes that I just wanted to share and details I wanted to point out :))

- Janus summoned a third arm

- Janus is using said third arm to hold Remus’ (bloody) hand

- Remus braided Janus’ hair!! (That’s why it’s messy)

- Remus almost jumped out of the car to grab ‘Stefan’

- Stefan is a horribly mangled up squirrel (roadkill)

- Janus also might have purposefully ran it over so Remus would have a toy and stop swatting at the steering wheel

- Janus wears a seatbelt. Remus does not

- Janus is a safe driver, look at him, he’s looking at his boyfriend/husband/creature through the mirror instead of fully turning :)) (would absolutely be speeding quicker than Flash himself)

- Janus has blood on him because he couldn’t resist helping Remus (though those are his only pair of gloves…)

- Remus has canonically worn those shorts (at least in Thomas’ photoshoots)

- remus get your fucking feet OFF of the dashboar

- I was originally gonna make them driving away from cops (“your honor, they’re boyfriends”)

Enter stage right, looking disheveled

“Damn! You look like you had a wild night, spill!”

“Yeah thats one way to say it. Well, I was definitely bent over my desk til two in the morning”

“Hell yeah, who’s the lucky person?”

“Calculus.”

“Oh.”

This officially doesn’t apply to me ;)