Hey Jirt What The Fuck Did You Mean By This

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

headcanon that elves do not have a higher alcohol tolerance than humans or dwarves. Legolas, having been raised by Thranduil "Partyking" Oropherion, was already given wine as a toddler and was just fucking with Gimli

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

ok star wars au where the sequels are what i think they shouldve been and its just luke poorly trying to wrangle a bunch of force sensitive kids while leia tries to set him up on blind dates and han keeps showing up to sleep on lukes couch bc he cant stop fighting with the wife and lukes husband (insert man of your choice here) regularly ponders what caused his life to be surrounded by so many weirdos and idk i think it would be fun and sweet

uhhh in this universe luke senses bens crazy dreams and buys him a space 3ds with space animal crossing new leaf and kylo ren is never born. easy fix if you ask me. rey can be there too why not. and finn. what the hell! bring them all in! who gives a shit!!! this is my mind palace and i write the stories!!! whats canon is what i say it is!!! star wars au where i ignore everything and its a whole different story!!!

Look for "Dr. Eggman has an announcement" on Youtube, and you'll know exactly what to do to that hedgehog, trust me ;)

what do i do with a hedgehog?

travellers tales we need to talk

You'll have to excuse me, I'm not an expert in the world of "Jimbert", but whilst going through some grainy-fuzzy-out of focus-but it's Zeppelin and therefore precious so I need to watch it -footage, I couldn't help but notice the somewhat suggestive position Robert took for this part of Achilles where he and Jimmy often put their heads together and sing. Jonesy and Bonzo seem to be casually looking elsewhere as if they felt bad for intruding on some one-on-one time. Or was this pose quite common? I'm constantly peering trying to see the drums, so often miss what's going on up front.