Found A Compilation Of Some Of Sherlock’s Gayest Moments When Looking Through My Google Drive. I Am

we go just right.

Watson: Look at the stars! They’re so beautiful…

Mary: They are.

Watson: You know who’s even more beautiful?

Mary: *blushing* Who?

Watson: Holmes.

molly hooper and her banger quotes

Impulse control? Who's that? I don't know her?

*buys more shit she doesn't intend on using*

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

This!

The thing about the latest Cyrano movie that is so BUCKWILD is that it implies Peter Dinklage is not the more fuckable of the two guys.

Then my whole family mocks me for having watched them all. Ah y'all okay there??? Do y'all not know good film???

it always weirds me out that there are people out there who havent seen all the lord of the rings movies. like are you okay??? do you want me to come watch them with you??? should i bring pizza and blankets to make a fort??? lets marathon them please

Opera - karaoke!

No more sleep at 221B while Sherlock learns a new Pavarotti piece.

okay hear me out: i think it would be really funny if sherlock holmes played the trombone

listen…. middle aged ships are my jam. there’s something hopeful about seeing two older people fall in love (or still being in love) on my screen. 

give me two workaholics who realise there’s more to life than their job when they meet each other. 

give me two people who’ve been to hell and back together for years and have always had each others backs.

give me two people who’ve been married for decades and are more in love than ever. 

give me two lonely people thrown together in a life or death situation and let them realise they wouldn’t want anyone else by their side. 

give me two people who’ve been heartbroken more times than they can count who find hope in each other.

GIVE ME OLDER SHIPS