I Lost The Ability To Feel Embarrassment In 2019 When TSA Whipped Out My Jelly Clear 12 Inch Dildo From

I lost the ability to feel embarrassment in 2019 when TSA whipped out my jelly clear 12 inch dildo from my carry-on bag and tested it for explosives while everyone watched on in horror and confusion

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2 years ago
Molly Hooper And Her Banger Quotes
Molly Hooper And Her Banger Quotes
Molly Hooper And Her Banger Quotes

molly hooper and her banger quotes

2 years ago

Got me woooping in my quiet empty apartment

we as a society need to embrace the fact that martin freeman is actually fine as hell

We As A Society Need To Embrace The Fact That Martin Freeman Is Actually Fine As Hell
We As A Society Need To Embrace The Fact That Martin Freeman Is Actually Fine As Hell
We As A Society Need To Embrace The Fact That Martin Freeman Is Actually Fine As Hell
We As A Society Need To Embrace The Fact That Martin Freeman Is Actually Fine As Hell
We As A Society Need To Embrace The Fact That Martin Freeman Is Actually Fine As Hell
We As A Society Need To Embrace The Fact That Martin Freeman Is Actually Fine As Hell
We As A Society Need To Embrace The Fact That Martin Freeman Is Actually Fine As Hell
3 years ago

Ahhkjhhhjhgh when he says Char and immediately panics that he's been "too much" and Charlie just beams. 😍🤗

MY HEARTTTTTT!!!

I Was Unaware Their Shipname Was Narlie Until Literally Five Seconds Ago And Im Cackling

i was unaware their shipname was narlie until literally five seconds ago and im cackling

1 year ago

Is Sherlock Watson good enough for you?

I just realized that in this godforsaken scene:

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When Sherlock says “I think it could work”

He’s saying ”I think the name Sherlock Watson could work”

And then John, still laughing, realizes what he just heard and does a sort of puzzled look back up at Sherlock:

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And Sherlock just:

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And in conclusion, we’re not exactly looking at an aborted declaration of love.

2 months ago
Took A Swing At My Favourite Mushrooms Today. Chanterelle!!! I Wanna Try Shrooms.

Took a swing at my favourite mushrooms today. Chanterelle!!! I wanna try shrooms.


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1 year ago

Oh my god I'm crying at the thought of season 3

A colored two-panel comic of Crowley after Good Omens S2. 
panel 1: He is wearing his sunglasses and the pink breakup robe from OFMD, sitting messily in an armchair with his head thrown back over the armrest and holding a bottle of wine. From the outside of the frame Muriel asks "Crowley?". 

panel 2: Crowley drops the wine and begins sobbing as he whines, "he used to call me that." Muriel stands besides him now with a confused smile and a big question mark above them

Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

1 year ago
Two Types Of Music Listeners
Two Types Of Music Listeners

Two types of music listeners

3 years ago

Opera - karaoke!

No more sleep at 221B while Sherlock learns a new Pavarotti piece.

okay hear me out: i think it would be really funny if sherlock holmes played the trombone

3 years ago

I had forgotten how loud American tourists were. The man laughed and grinned and spoke in awe of the little garden themed cafe through his whole brunch. His mate just spurred him on enthusiastically like it was his friend's first time in a cafe. After a video was filmed by the American in which he scuttled passed the closed garden door to investigate the downstairs cafe courtyard, he seemed to settle down. I spoke too soon, the food arrived and his enthusiasm peeked an all time high.

"My man look, this place is beautiful!"

He clapped and grinned like a child being given a balloon at a cars sale. Stepping out his chair, he bent to shoot his delectable blueberry waffles for his perhaps few Instagram followers that cared. It was delicious to be fair but it would just add to a sequence of clips of this quote ordinary Brisbane cafe. I felt instinctively that he must have not been to many yet during his stay in Australia but I decided to let him have his fun. It was interesting to watch such a grown man marvel at something that I had been taking for granted. Of course, this was my favourite cafe for it's general hospitality and atmosphere but I had dined there many times in the seven months of living in West End and the novelty was long passed. I guess it reminded me of the beauty of trying new things and exploring new places. That was something I had been striving to do while living in the understated and small city in Australia. Finding little nooks and crannies to spend my free time and think about less important things, less processing and more revelling in simplicity.

I like watching people. That's one thing I've learned about myself. I like observing their reactions and noting the tones and inflections of their voices depending on their mood and their thoughts. I like seeing their clothing and deciding who was comfortable in their apparel and who was simple trying to fit the urban, chic vibe of West End. I'm guilty of the latter myself lately but today I felt like myself. A floral button up, dark green maxi skirt and black suede boots. Not the most practical or moody outfit considering the wet weather but it made me feel the happiest.

I had used almost half of my battery percentage and even more of my data than anticipated due to the blackout at home that morning. But my temperament was maintained due to being out amongst the public, belly full of coffee and blueberry bagels and the warm chatter of people thriving despite the downpour.


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3 years ago

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