Bonus Replay:

Mystery solved

i want jake lockley in my mouth at all times

𝘨𝘪𝘭𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞/𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞

𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭

Eddie: *standing on the cafeteria table* I’m a scary metalhead. No one tells me what to do

Y/N: sit back down

Eddie: *practically fucking falls into his chair* I’m sat

Had to do one for Eddie too sorry not sorry

USE HEADPHONES 🌑

♡

Ottessa Moshfegh, from My Year of Rest and Relaxation

At this point I’m going to start sending him medical bills for all the bodily harm he’s caused me 🥲

*Eddie seeing Jason getting beaten up by someone in the distance*

EDDIE: Oh Gosh. What idiot is fighting with Jason this time?

*Eddie squints to look properly, noticing it’s Y/n*

EDDIE: OH SHIT! That’s my idiot!

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*