Why Is It That In Hentai, The Lady On The Receiving End Has To Report As To The Goings-on With Her Insides

my “twins weasley phase” wasn’t just a phase.

USE HEADPHONES 🌑

No because how THE FUCK does tumblr know I’m getting into Miguel O’Hara

He’s been my strictly tiktok addiction bro

Solo!Twins

Summary: Virgin!Reader has a lovely time sharing Kylo & Ben solo. (Praise kink, slight daddy kink, oral sex, face fucking, dirty talk, unprotected sex)

a/n: sorry matt i love you & @bambistiles this is for u nd also @stressedoutkylo

THIS WAS SO MUCH LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 1.8K WORDS BITCH DAMN

This was never supposed to happen. This isn’t how people have their first times..right? We were supposed to be working on a school project, but somewhere between then and now, it went in a different direction. 

Sitting in the Solo household was something that most girls your age dream about, the twins; Kylo and Ben were the talk of the town. They’d just moved in, they were both tall, dark and handsome, making every girl drop at their feet and bend at their will; except for you. Okay, you will admit they’re very good looking, but there are more important things to worry about. 

“Can you hand be the ruler?” You ask, glancing up at Kylo who was sitting there fiddling with a pen in his hand; lost deep in thought. You roll your eyes, leaning forward mumbling softly; “I’ll get it myself then” Ben was behind you, sitting there and he wrote down notes from his laptop, he’d looked up at the right time; he had a very clear view of your panties under the soft material of your school skirt. He let out a silent groan once you had sat back down on your legs, covering yourself once more. 

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Y/N: How do I deal with my enemies?

Thena: Fight them.

Y/N: That’s a bit extreme. I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Thena: Kill them only a little?

WAYS FRUITY PEOPLE COMMUNICATE (insp.)

Zannah’s Clyde Logan x Reader Masterlist

Chaptered Fics

Broken Jukebox [Complete]

Oneshots

Fluff:

Clyde’s Girl*

No Time Like The Present

Reunions

Welcome Home

Never Stop Smiling

That’s Not Yours

A Toast to New Friends

Bad Day

Ain’t No Such Thing

Blue Christmas

White Christmas

NSFW:

Blush

Closin’ Time

And Then Some

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exo lq boyfriend moodboard: minseok 🌙

Ottessa Moshfegh, from My Year of Rest and Relaxation

Stole me a textpost, slapped some cod on it, had a breakdown, bon appetit.