Oh This Is Easy:

Oh this is easy:

I'll drink the water, the project can wait.

hold on I'm crafting an ultimatum

choose one

• start working on that project you wanted to start

• drink full glass of water

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random felt like using the site properly interacting with people is scary

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3 weeks ago

Only when my mom makes it. Everyone else makes it wrong.

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

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mattdanerd
6 months ago

Sometimes, I wish I could do this

Remove Brain
Remove Brain
Remove Brain

remove brain

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no thoughts head empty remove brain
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mattdanerd
1 month ago

Shoelaces. On my dash. In 2025. Amazing

Tumblr Code.

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a funny remember: I like your shoelaces
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mattdanerd
1 year ago

This is amazing. Will make sure it is not lost to time.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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tumblr heritage post I don't care if it isn't This is proof haiku bot has a soul
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mattdanerd
3 weeks ago
If You Can’t Reblog This, Unfollow Me Now.

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

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I agree with the above individuals
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mattdanerd
2 weeks ago

He's not wrong in his guess, though. People here can be quite violent.

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The Spouse Is Getting Curious About Tumblr
The Spouse Is Getting Curious About Tumblr
The Spouse Is Getting Curious About Tumblr
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

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he´s right a funny
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mattdanerd
8 months ago

A very nice poem.

This Is A Poem

this is a poem

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rats
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mattdanerd
3 months ago

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62246865/chapters/159408754

Chapter two posted- The update here was late, so here ya go.

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murder drones murder drones fanfiction
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mattdanerd
1 year ago

This is beautiful.

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

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star trek had to reblog
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mattdanerd
4 months ago

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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hate it fuck this is a mood plz stol calling me out
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My (not-so) Empty Thoughts

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