Janus: Can You Preheat The Apartment? I'm On My Way Home

Logan: Just... Explain to me how you do this.

Remus: Simple. Cinnamon? Delicious flavor. Not super strong like cloves. In my life I have never made anything too cinnamon-y. A lot of recipes fear spices, so you gotta use your own judgement.

Remus: 'That's close enough?' I measure with my heart is my answer, but in reality I'm a lazy bitch and don't want to measure out all those tablespoons and teaspoons and then wash all the extra dishes.

Remus: Salt? Salt doesn't make things salty until you add too much. When you add the right amount, it just makes things taste. It enhances the natural flavor. Almost always add salt.

Remus: Almond flour? Almond flour is literally finely ground almonds. As long as you don't accidentally make almond butter, you can totally make it yourself.

Remus: Adding cinnamon and chili powder to hot chocolate is how they do it sometimes in some places in Mexico, and frankly, it's delicious. I just add it to taste.

Logan: But how do you know?

Remus: Uh... Experience? Intuition?

Logan: I CAN'T LEARN THOSE!

Logan, in front of camera: Yeah, I'm good at baking because it's a science, I follow instructions exactly and get the desired outcome.

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Remus: A fourth teaspoon of cinnamon? You're fucking with me. What do you think this is, radioactive?

Remus: 1/6 cup? Eh, this'll be close enough

Remus: This frosting doesn't have salt? Seriously, the recipe's fucking with me. You can't have frosting without salt.

Remus: I'm out of almond flour for macarons? Eh, I'll grind my own

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Interviewer: And how do you feel about Remus's baking always turning out better than yours?

Remus: *in background, putting cinnamon and chili powder in his hot chocolate*

Logan: *eye twitches* It's fine.

Bonus

Remus: *drinks straight out of the bottle*

Remus: So that's what that tastes like

Remus: *turns to Janus*

Remus: Can I compare it to the taste of yellow?

Janus: *blank look, not giving him the satisfaction*

Logan: *falls down, laughing harder*

Janus: *checks Limoncello bottle*

Janus: The only ingredient here is FD & C Yellow #5

Logan: They don't put alcohol on the ingredients list.

Janus: It doesn't even say there's lemon.

Logan: The lemon was likely brewed with the alcohol.

Janus: *sips Limoncello*

Janus: *wrinkles nose*

Janus: It certainly tastes like yellow.

Logan: *dies laughing*

Reasons why I frequently make my friends and family baked goods/confections:

So they'll never feel desperate enough to betray me for turkish delight

Love I guess

Logan: You malodorous scenturian!

Roman: *blank look*

Logan: *sigh*

Logan: You stinky soldier boy.

Roman: *gasp* How dare you!

It's decent!

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

Reasons I'd Make A Great Drag Queen, Hypothetically:

- Already very used to wearing "women's" clothes

- Already experienced with makeup

- No need for fake breasts

- I hardly have any eyebrows to cover

- "Women's" clothes/dresses fit my body shape very well

- I'm already familiar with "women's" clothes sizings

- Short hair so I can easily wear a wig

- Pierced ears so I could wear earrings

- Very experienced in heels

- Naturally long and thick eyelashes

- Queer

Why is it that it's totally acceptable to say "oh sorry, I'm not a morning person" but when I say "oh sorry, I'm not a night person" it's all "aww okay" and "goodnight!" and "we'll miss you!" and "sleep well <3"

I started watching the dream team smp. I've finished episode seven.

I have 82 hours, 30 minutes, and 36 seconds of it left. Roughly three days and ten and a half hours.

Now one of my favorite cosplayers is going to start doing dsmp cosplay.

Am I going to watch 82 and a half hours worth of mcyt to know what the hell is going on so I can continue to appreciate them and their work?

Y E S .

...Is this showing who each other's counterpart is?

Because intrusive thoughts can be incredibly immoral, anxiety defies all logic, and creativity/expressing yourself can be stifled by your need to keep yourself safe...

Or am I overthinking everything haha

logan and virgil with the jacket…… roman and janus with the lipstick………………. if patton and remus share something im gonna lose it

Remus thinks this is the funniest thing and keeps trying to wear revealing clothes to hear Logan say it again but nothing

Then one day he gives up and is wearing normal clothes

Logan, still straight-faced: Prude.

Remus:

Patton: (unbuttons polo one button more than usual because it's hot out)

Logan, completely straight-faced: Whore.

Patton:

Patton: (unbuttons the next button just to see what will happen)