Virgil: I freaking hated everything about this.
(Patton: Hoo, I was afraid of what you meant by "strong language".)
Virgil: Do not allow him or any of... his friends... to stick around that long ever again.
Thomas: Okay, but what—
Virgil: Ever again! Cool?
Thomas: Cool.
Virgil says this, speaking about Janus. We know that Remus is considered a friend of Janus's, however, he said 'any of his friends.' Plural.
This implies that Janus has another friend, other than Remus. Considering the split dynamic of sides, and how light sides and dark sides so far haven't been friends (though they are warming up to Janus now), it's reasonable to assume that Janus's other friend is a dark side. There are three dark sides we know of, and Virgil obviously isn't speaking about himself (he doesn't consider Janus a friend anyway).
So, with this in mind, there's two possible options:
1. There's another dark side
2. Virgil/Thomas misspoke and I'm reading way too into this
Doing something nice for a "selfish" or self-serving reason doesn't cancel out the fact that you did a nice thing. Unless you tell them, nobody knows your motivation behind doing the nice thing.
It makes no difference to them.
Bring home-baked goods to a gathering so people compliment your food and tell you how incredible at baking you are. Donate to charity to impress people. Smile and be kind and polite so people like you. Compliment people in the hopes they'll compliment you back. Help someone pick up their things because it makes you feel like the main character. Let a stressed parent with crying children cut ahead of you in line because you just want the loud kids to be gone as soon as possible.
People don't know why you did it.
People do know what you did.
People know you brought home-baked goods to a gathering. Charity got a donation. People know you were smiling and kind and polite to them. People know they got a compliment. People know someone helped them pick up their things. The parent knows you did a kind thing for them.
Whether you do it selflessly or self-servingly, your action doesn't change, nor does its impact.
Not doing nice things because you "just want something in return so it's selfish" is worse than doing nice things for self-serving reasons.
Putting good vibes out into the world because you want to pretend you're a dashing and chivalrous young lad whose wealthy family tragically passed leaving you to inherit the mysterious family mansion and all the men admire you and all the ladies talk about what an honest, good young man you are and all the nonbinaries get gender envy from you and the unlabeled and agender folks just think you're really cool and everyone attracted to men fancies you is good and harmless and fun.
Remus, proud of knowing something: Logan. I have a fact.
Logan, not looking up from his book: Proceed.
Remus: Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter, while female reindeers don't. All of Santa's reindeers have antlers, meaning they're all female, but the media says they're men because they don't want a team of strong females depicted.
Logan: Or they aren't cis. Ever think about that?
Remus: Wait wha—
Logan: Maybe they're transgender. Don't be a bigot, Remus.
Remus: I'M NOT—
Remus: Wait—
Remus: Am I being a bigot???
Logan: I don't know, are you? You're assuming their gender aligns with their sex.
Remus: *now having a crisis*
Janus, walking past, unable to help it: So you could say they're... Transgendeer.
Logan, hopping up, beating Janus with a pillow: I'm trying to escape Patton's constant puns, goddamnit!
C!Fundy's grandmother is a fridge and mother is a salmon. That's all that's the post
The human memory is so weird.
Example: every single time I smell a bar of dove soap, I think of this one kid I used to go to school with. Now, I can't tell you his age. I can't tell you his favorite color. I can hardly tell you his first name.
But I remember that he always smelled like dove soap.
No matter what. It's like he carried dove soap around in his pockets. Just plain old dove white soap. And it was so strong but not overpowering— like, it wasn't a dove deodorant or something, it was like straight-up smelling a bar of dove soap whenever you were near him.
So now every time I smell dove soap he pops into my mind.
Why?
I can hardly remember my tumblr password sometimes, I forgot my own age a bit ago and had to use a calculator to figure it out. But no matter what, I remember this kid from fifth grade always smelled like dove soap.
Science side of tumblr please explain
Patton: (unbuttons polo one button more than usual because it's hot out)
Logan, completely straight-faced: Whore.
Patton:
Patton: (unbuttons the next button just to see what will happen)
Janus, black veil attached to his bowler hat: This is so sad. I'll miss my husband so much.
Virgil: There's still blood on your hands. You obviously killed him.
Janus: So incredibly sad that my wealthy husband has died.
Virgil: You— This is so suspicious. How does nobody else find this incredibly suspicious?
Patton, hugging Janus: Shhh. He's grieving.
Logan, patting Janus's back: Shhh. He's single.
I stayed hydrated, but at the cost of my raw wooden floor (luckily it's just water and I caught the glass so it didn't break)
(excuse the mess I'm working on a project)
Logan: Just wrote offly instead of awfully. Can you tell I'm exhausted?
Janus: Yes, because this is a verbal conversation so I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Logan: ...
Logan: I'm going to bed.
Janus: Good choice.
Also, c!Wilbur's mother is a fridge and yet it was surprising when he had a fox-child with a salmon. Like. We should have expected it tbh
C!Fundy's grandmother is a fridge and mother is a salmon. That's all that's the post
This makes sense too thank you science side of tumblr
The human memory is so weird.
Example: every single time I smell a bar of dove soap, I think of this one kid I used to go to school with. Now, I can't tell you his age. I can't tell you his favorite color. I can hardly tell you his first name.
But I remember that he always smelled like dove soap.
No matter what. It's like he carried dove soap around in his pockets. Just plain old dove white soap. And it was so strong but not overpowering— like, it wasn't a dove deodorant or something, it was like straight-up smelling a bar of dove soap whenever you were near him.
So now every time I smell dove soap he pops into my mind.
Why?
I can hardly remember my tumblr password sometimes, I forgot my own age a bit ago and had to use a calculator to figure it out. But no matter what, I remember this kid from fifth grade always smelled like dove soap.
Science side of tumblr please explain
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