QUESTION SANDER SIDES FANS:

My mom, in the car, explicitly for my benefit: 'Road work ahead?'

Me: I SURE HOPE IT DOES

Me: I love you

Imagine: Instead of putting salt around doorways/windowsills to keep demons/ghosts out, the sides use grated soap to keep Remus out

Are we all ignoring the fact that Remus is canonically allergic to soap now??

Like

Could you imagine Roman holding a bar of soap like a sword in order to fend Remus off?

Or, if the Sides want to keep Remus out of a room, they line all the entrances with soap.

There's so many possible headcanons here ya'll--

ROY-G-BIV? No, my rainbow is R?J-R-PLV

Logan, quietly, seeing a unisex bathroom sign: Ah, yes, the three genders: Pants, skirt, and wheelchair.

Thomas:

Everyone who can't hear/see Logan: *gives him strange looks*

Patton, when Janus and Roman are fighting: Well, I guess we'll just have to look for proof to see who's not being truthful!

Janus, studying his gloves: Go ahead, search my room; I have nothing to hide.

Roman, indignant: Oh, and I do?!

Janus: Uh, did I say anything about you, stupid bitch?

Roman: ...

Janus, scoffing: Egocentric much?

Breaking News: World-Class Soft Pretzel Maker Invents New Solution To Dip Pretzels In Before Baking

The baker is quoted as saying the usual baking-soda-and-water method was "too basic for [their] taste"

Logan: I saw online today, someone freaking out about how you bake cookies and cook bacon.

Janus: Yeah, I never got that whole thing. I mean, you bake bacon.

Logan: ...Pardon?

Janus:

Janus: Do

Janus: Do you

Janus: Do you not bake bacon in the oven on a cookie sheet

Logan: No?? You fry it??

Janus: But it gets so crispy and nice ?? Why would you fry it???

Logan: *looks to Remus*

Remus: Don't look at me, I've had Janus's bacon. It's superior.

Logan: But that's not how it's done??? No bacon recipe says to bake it?

Janus: Oh I don't follow recipes exactly

Logan: But thEY'RE RULES

Janus: I mean recipes are really just suggestions when you have enough experience

Logan: (head explodes because oh my god everything Janus makes tastes so good and he's not even using recipes—)

I stayed hydrated, but at the cost of my raw wooden floor (luckily it's just water and I caught the glass so it didn't break)

(excuse the mess I'm working on a project)

Concept: An au where L'manburg is not blown up, but Wilbur is locked in prison when it becomes Manburg, and has no idea that his friends won it back because everyone thinks he's dead (Schlatt locked him up in secret & promptly died). He's not, he's just wasting away in a cell. When they finally find him, this is the song he's singing, to himself:

I heard there was a special place

Where men could go and emancipate

The brutality

And tyranny

Of their rulers

Well, this place isn't real

You need to fret

I don't even know who’s still in-it

They kicked me out and stole it, my L’manburg

My L’manburg

It's not my L’manburg

It's their L’manburg

They stole my L’manburg

Embarrassing Music #1

Roman, jamming out in his room:

HEY YEAH DONCHA KNOW

SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA HEAR US ON THE RADIO

HEY YEAH DONCHA KNOW

IT HAPPENS SO FAST THESE DAYS I GOTTA TAKE IT SLOW

ooOOOOOooooOOO—

Virgil, videoing from doorway: *snicker*

Roman: *abruptly looks over*

Virgil: Oh, no.

Camera footage: *shaking and blurry and vaguely shows Roman chasing him*

Roman, screeching: DELETE IT! DELETE IT RIGHT NOW!

Virgil: *terrified laughter*