We've been without the next book too long if this is what we've been reduced to when it comes to theories and plot twists... š
Apparently the favourite Rhaegar x Lyanna explanation is now that the whole war is actually Brandon Stark's fault (Rhaegar only kidnapped Lyanna to save her from Aerys' wrath, realised how perfect this arrangement was for the prophecy, he told Rickard about it but didn't have time to tell Brandon and Brandon then ruined everything when he went to King's Landing). Like. Sure, time to blame the guy who lost his sister and was then brutally murdered alongside his father. Also, Rickard definitely would have been fine with his only daughter, whose betrothal was decided by him, becoming the crown prince's second wife (at beast). Anything to absolve Rhaegar of blame
Wow.
Also, can we remember that what started the war was not Brandon riding in to the Red Keep and being a little too confrontational about the fact that his sister was abducted by the crown prince, but the fact that Aerys chose to murder eight people about it? Lords and their sons? Without trial? Lords of the Riverlands, Vale and North? And then went on to demand the murder of two more, Eddard Stark and Robert Baratheon, the new Lord Stark and the Lord of Storm's End? Two of the highest Lords in his Realm? On the basis of absolutely nothing?
Even if the hare-brained theory had any merit - that Rickard Stark would have been fine with making a concubine of his only daughter and destroying a betrothal that would have made her the Lady of Storm's End - that still has no bearing on the fact that Aerys decided to be a tyrannical, sadistic murderer instead of following the rule of law and upholding his end of the feudal contract and granting a fair trial.
And given the volatile political position of House Targaryen at the time, given that a block of informal alliances had formed between North, Vale, Stormlands and Riverlands, Rhaegar is STILL INSANELY CULPABLE if he did not realize that kidnapping half of a future marriage within that alliance block would be the domino that would send political stability in the Realm crashing and burning. Even if Aerys had not been a sadistic tyrant. Which, however, he was!
The conduct of House Targaryen is from every angle indefensible and no amount of contrived excuses will change that.
Ok this is very random but it has being bothering me for a while. The stans use the āyouāll marry a kingā line as foreshadowing for Queen @rya but even if it were...hereās the thing: when you marry a king you are a queen consort. No power, you are only there to provide heirs and your standing hangs on your husbandās will. Ask Anne Boleyn how much her position as Queen protected her once her husband got tired of her. Heck, even in universe we see poor Ellia completely vulnerable once Rathgar humiliated her in public.
Married to a king would put @rya in a similar position to Ellia Martell or Cersei. The only power Cersei has right now hangs by the thread of Tommenās life. Her kingdom is falling apart already and when he dies she will fall like a house of cards. Wives of kings do not rule on their own.
Sansa on the other hand will rule on her own right as the oldest sister of King Robb, the last King in the North. Her position as Queen does not depend on any man, her power comes from her Stark name and not a marriage, therefore she can marry -or not- freely.
So, you know, that foreshadowing is not exactly what they think it is.
> not exactly what they think it is.
Arya fandom in a nutshell.
Let em know @minitafan! Bravo.
That fandom forever clinging to that passage is the most hilarious thing Iāve ever seen. Can you imagine how hard they have to work to look past her father talking about one of his children sailing the Sunset Sea sentences before? That has to be a struggle, I donāt envy them.
Sailor Moon is going to sail the ocean blue, and they can die mad about it.
Somebody who hasn't seen Onward explain whats happening.
Disney: here's 2 seconds of your openly gay character you asked for-
Everyone watching: mm I like these instead
Hail to the queen, baby.
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Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.
And she is freaking GORGEOUS!
As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and Iām going to share them with you.
First, and most obvious, her size:
This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill.Ā
Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex hadāby milesāthe strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. Thatās over six times greater than the current estimate of what AllosaurusĀ was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holderāthe estuarine crocodile. It didnāt have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed likeĀ Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth likeĀ CarcharodontosaurusĀ to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thingās jaws.
āHow did it find something to eat?ā I hear you asking. āIt canāt see something if it doesnāt move, right?ā
Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but thatās a big crock of shit.
Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animalsāincluding eagles, hawks, and owlsāand that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesnāt matter if you move or not, sheād be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. SoĀ pray she isnāt hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didnāt see you, sheād still smell you.Ā
If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldnāt hear her coming as much as youād feel her. Modern science indicates thatĀ T. Rex didnāt roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, youād most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldnāt know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then itās too lateāyou could try to run but sheād probably catch you.Ā Thereās plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and itās legitimately haunting.Ā Ā
To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.
ā¦and it is nothing if not magnificent.
Checks out. ^^
Can someone explain to me why Tumblr seems to have a near-universal but rather specific lust for grinning, skinny dudes in formal attire with a dark sense of humor and at-best-questionable morals? (okay I know Bill Cipher doesnāt quite fit the bill for āgrinningā or āskinnyā but most of his humanized fanart does).
My theory is that Jack Skellington is the unintentional predecessor to them all.
Favorite ASOIAF tinfoil ?
Tinfoil? Hm. All my tinfoil has to be Bran.
I don't know what I even believe when it comes to all those generations of Brandon Starks, but something weird is going on. Right? Right??
How about you? :)
*laughs in ugly seal noises*
Rotoscoping selfie Yang was the best decision Iāve ever made
I want five! All with color changing LED lights!
This is why I say to shop childrenās depts. Where else can you get a cool pink flying saucer chandelier?Ā
And, it comes in blue, gray and dark green to match any decor.
litfad.com
*ugly wheezing dying seal laughter*
He can hear a can of essence being opened from across the castle.
I love this! And if would make perfect sense if this were the case; the Gelfling are the race "closest to Thra", so being a land of magic and wonder the Seven clans could have slowly evolved to take on traits that made them more adapted to their environment.
been thinking about animal inspired gelfling clans:
vapra - reindeer
sifa - otter
drenchen - crocodile & amphibian
stonewood - deer
grottan - bat
dousan - cheetah
spriton - hare