We've Been Without The Next Book Too Long If This Is What We've Been Reduced To When It Comes To Theories

We've been without the next book too long if this is what we've been reduced to when it comes to theories and plot twists... šŸ˜…

Apparently the favourite Rhaegar x Lyanna explanation is now that the whole war is actually Brandon Stark's fault (Rhaegar only kidnapped Lyanna to save her from Aerys' wrath, realised how perfect this arrangement was for the prophecy, he told Rickard about it but didn't have time to tell Brandon and Brandon then ruined everything when he went to King's Landing). Like. Sure, time to blame the guy who lost his sister and was then brutally murdered alongside his father. Also, Rickard definitely would have been fine with his only daughter, whose betrothal was decided by him, becoming the crown prince's second wife (at beast). Anything to absolve Rhaegar of blame

Wow.

Also, can we remember that what started the war was not Brandon riding in to the Red Keep and being a little too confrontational about the fact that his sister was abducted by the crown prince, but the fact that Aerys chose to murder eight people about it? Lords and their sons? Without trial? Lords of the Riverlands, Vale and North? And then went on to demand the murder of two more, Eddard Stark and Robert Baratheon, the new Lord Stark and the Lord of Storm's End? Two of the highest Lords in his Realm? On the basis of absolutely nothing?

Even if the hare-brained theory had any merit - that Rickard Stark would have been fine with making a concubine of his only daughter and destroying a betrothal that would have made her the Lady of Storm's End - that still has no bearing on the fact that Aerys decided to be a tyrannical, sadistic murderer instead of following the rule of law and upholding his end of the feudal contract and granting a fair trial.

And given the volatile political position of House Targaryen at the time, given that a block of informal alliances had formed between North, Vale, Stormlands and Riverlands, Rhaegar is STILL INSANELY CULPABLE if he did not realize that kidnapping half of a future marriage within that alliance block would be the domino that would send political stability in the Realm crashing and burning. Even if Aerys had not been a sadistic tyrant. Which, however, he was!

The conduct of House Targaryen is from every angle indefensible and no amount of contrived excuses will change that.

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3 years ago

Genuine question from someone who has only read "Thrones" and the first handful of chapters in "Clash of Kings": has Arya shown *any* interest whatsoever in ruling? I thought her main personal theme was about freedom and identity, and her slipping into chaining herself to vengeance and letting her anger twist her runs counter to both, stealing her freedom and identity away, and thus must be overcome.

If that is indeed the case, then how can folks say they are Arya fans while ignoring her central, series wide arc?

Ok this is very random but it has being bothering me for a while. The stans use the ā€œyou’ll marry a kingā€ line as foreshadowing for Queen @rya but even if it were...here’s the thing: when you marry a king you are a queen consort. No power, you are only there to provide heirs and your standing hangs on your husband’s will. Ask Anne Boleyn how much her position as Queen protected her once her husband got tired of her. Heck, even in universe we see poor Ellia completely vulnerable once Rathgar humiliated her in public.

Married to a king would put @rya in a similar position to Ellia Martell or Cersei. The only power Cersei has right now hangs by the thread of Tommen’s life. Her kingdom is falling apart already and when he dies she will fall like a house of cards. Wives of kings do not rule on their own.

Sansa on the other hand will rule on her own right as the oldest sister of King Robb, the last King in the North. Her position as Queen does not depend on any man, her power comes from her Stark name and not a marriage, therefore she can marry -or not- freely.

So, you know, that foreshadowing is not exactly what they think it is.

> not exactly what they think it is.

Arya fandom in a nutshell.

Let em know @minitafan! Bravo.

That fandom forever clinging to that passage is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine how hard they have to work to look past her father talking about one of his children sailing the Sunset Sea sentences before? That has to be a struggle, I don’t envy them.

Sailor Moon is going to sail the ocean blue, and they can die mad about it.

3 years ago

Somebody who hasn't seen Onward explain whats happening.

Disney: here's 2 seconds of your openly gay character you asked for-

Everyone watching: mm I like these instead

Disney: Here's 2 Seconds Of Your Openly Gay Character You Asked For-
4 years ago

Hail to the queen, baby.

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Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:

Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.

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And she is freaking GORGEOUS!

As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I’m going to share them with you.

First, and most obvious, her size:

Here’s One Good Thing To Come Out Of 2020:

This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill.Ā 

Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex had–by miles–the strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. That’s over six times greater than the current estimate of what AllosaurusĀ was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holder–the estuarine crocodile. It didn’t have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed likeĀ Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth likeĀ CarcharodontosaurusĀ to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thing’s jaws.

ā€œHow did it find something to eat?ā€ I hear you asking. ā€œIt can’t see something if it doesn’t move, right?ā€

Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but that’s a big crock of shit.

Here’s One Good Thing To Come Out Of 2020:

Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animals–including eagles, hawks, and owls–and that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesn’t matter if you move or not, she’d be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. SoĀ pray she isn’t hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didn’t see you, she’d still smell you.Ā 

If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldn’t hear her coming as much as you’d feel her. Modern science indicates thatĀ T. Rex didn’t roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, you’d most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldn’t know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then it’s too late–you could try to run but she’d probably catch you.Ā There’s plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and it’s legitimately haunting.Ā Ā 

To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.

Here’s One Good Thing To Come Out Of 2020:

…and it is nothing if not magnificent.

4 years ago

Checks out. ^^

Can Someone Explain To Me Why Tumblr Seems To Have A Near-universal But Rather Specific Lust For Grinning,
Can Someone Explain To Me Why Tumblr Seems To Have A Near-universal But Rather Specific Lust For Grinning,
Can Someone Explain To Me Why Tumblr Seems To Have A Near-universal But Rather Specific Lust For Grinning,
Can Someone Explain To Me Why Tumblr Seems To Have A Near-universal But Rather Specific Lust For Grinning,
Can Someone Explain To Me Why Tumblr Seems To Have A Near-universal But Rather Specific Lust For Grinning,

Can someone explain to me why Tumblr seems to have a near-universal but rather specific lust for grinning, skinny dudes in formal attire with a dark sense of humor and at-best-questionable morals? (okay I know Bill Cipher doesn’t quite fit the bill for ā€œgrinningā€ or ā€œskinnyā€ but most of his humanized fanart does).

My theory is that Jack Skellington is the unintentional predecessor to them all.

Can Someone Explain To Me Why Tumblr Seems To Have A Near-universal But Rather Specific Lust For Grinning,
2 years ago
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Favorite ASOIAF tinfoil ?

Tinfoil? Hm. All my tinfoil has to be Bran.

I don't know what I even believe when it comes to all those generations of Brandon Starks, but something weird is going on. Right? Right??

How about you? :)

4 years ago

*laughs in ugly seal noises*

Rotoscoping Selfie Yang Was The Best Decision I’ve Ever Made
Rotoscoping Selfie Yang Was The Best Decision I’ve Ever Made
Rotoscoping Selfie Yang Was The Best Decision I’ve Ever Made

Rotoscoping selfie Yang was the best decision I’ve ever made

3 years ago

I want five! All with color changing LED lights!

This Is Why I Say To Shop Children’s Depts. Where Else Can You Get A Cool Pink Flying Saucer Chandelier?Ā 

This is why I say to shop children’s depts. Where else can you get a cool pink flying saucer chandelier?Ā 

This Is Why I Say To Shop Children’s Depts. Where Else Can You Get A Cool Pink Flying Saucer Chandelier?Ā 

And, it comes in blue, gray and dark green to match any decor.

litfad.com

4 years ago

*ugly wheezing dying seal laughter*

5 years ago
He Can Hear A Can Of Essence Being Opened From Across The Castle.

He can hear a can of essence being opened from across the castle.

5 years ago

I love this! And if would make perfect sense if this were the case; the Gelfling are the race "closest to Thra", so being a land of magic and wonder the Seven clans could have slowly evolved to take on traits that made them more adapted to their environment.

Been Thinking About Animal Inspired Gelfling Clans:
Been Thinking About Animal Inspired Gelfling Clans:
Been Thinking About Animal Inspired Gelfling Clans:
Been Thinking About Animal Inspired Gelfling Clans:

been thinking about animal inspired gelfling clans:

vapra - reindeer

sifa - otter

drenchen - crocodile & amphibian

stonewood - deer

grottan - bat

dousan - cheetah

spriton - hare

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