Your Assumption Is Infinitely Funnier Than Me Typing Up A 4k Word Essay On Why That Expression Is Apropos

There is so much going on that I don't know what to comment on first...

Here. A bunch of cursed images and memes redrawn as dp characters

Please?

Sooooo Mickey 17 edit with The Fine Print when

Somebody who hasn't seen Onward explain whats happening.

Disney: here's 2 seconds of your openly gay character you asked for-

Everyone watching: mm I like these instead

What is your favorite meal or food description? Your answers are always excellent and I adore your tumblr

Favourite description of an individual dish?

The beer was brown, the bread black, the stew a creamy white. She served it in a trencher hollowed out of a stale loaf. It was thick with leeks, carrots, barley, and turnips white and yellow, along with clams and chunks of cod and crabmeat, swimming in a stock of heavy cream and butter. It was the sort of stew that warmed a man right down to his bones, just the thing for a wet, cold night.

Davos I, ADWD

This is a description written with love. I want to try a few spoonfuls of this! And I don't even like cream-based stock!

And it adds extra salt to the Morningstar's wounds to make what they do in "Season of Mists" be that much more vengeful and petty no doubt. 😂

Hi Neil! I’m wondering why Morpheus battles Lucifer instead of Choronzon in the show!!

PS I’m absolutely in love with the show so far

PPS😍 thanks for being the best story creator ever ☺️

Because we wanted to keep Gwendoline front and centre.

Little bit of column A, little bit of Column B?

My take/interpretation: After his gaming career went down the tubes, he would have needed to "rebrand", and likely took it too far in the opposite direction, and a mixture of bitterness and self loathing made him believe in the rhetoric he'd been parroting.

Biggest roadblock though? He genuinely respects/fears his mother, and she likely gives him reality checks every now and then on what a tool he is being.

I have a question abt the Glass Onion specifically Duke’s character.

Is he a men’s right activist bc he wants money and fame or is he in it because he believes in it like genuinely.

I assumed the first bc when he says anything to his mom, his mom smacks the shit out of him, and he apologizes.

Food for thought:

The Furies of Greek myth, in order to not be directly named to draw their unwanted attention, were referred to as *The Kindly Ones*

Checks out. ^^

Can someone explain to me why Tumblr seems to have a near-universal but rather specific lust for grinning, skinny dudes in formal attire with a dark sense of humor and at-best-questionable morals? (okay I know Bill Cipher doesn’t quite fit the bill for “grinning” or “skinny” but most of his humanized fanart does).

My theory is that Jack Skellington is the unintentional predecessor to them all.

That is more or less *exactly* what he is.

[We're looking at a huge jet black cat. And I mean huge- it's larger than a panther. But it's a cat, not a panther- the proportions are different]

---The Annotated Sandman I, Sandman 18 - Page 14, Panel 2

Okay, hear me out, hear me out. HEAR ME OUT

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE'S NOT A GIANT MAINE COON LIKE LOOK AT HIM

and then they disposed of all their drugs and had a good night sleep and woke up and got all their stuff in order and put the money in a safe place, checked into rehab and got clean, and moved to some place far away and Jane became a well known local artist and they both lived out their lives and never heard from walter white (name not capitalized because I don't respect him) and had a nice quiet house. maybe Jane painted their walls. and everything was fine and they both got therapy and came to terms with their past and were together.