Marywillowfae - Mary's Shitposting Again

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

ITS LATE AT NIGHT AND YOU CANT SLEEP THE ROOM IS TOO COLD AND THE BLANKETS ARE TOO HOT YOUVE TOSSED AND TURNED FOR HOURS YOU HERE A SCRAPING SOUND AND I SCRAMBLE THROUGH YOUR WINDOW BEFORE YOU HAVE TIME TO SCREAM I SHOVE SEVERAL NUTRITIOUS ORANGE SLICES IN YOUR MOUTH I HAND YOU A SKATEBOARD AND A WW2 ERA SHOTGUN COVERED IN RUNES AND BONES DUCT TAPE AND CRAYONS I KICKFLIP OUT INTO THE NIGHT MOTIONING FOR YOU TO FOLLOW "SADDLE UP FUCKO WERE GOING NIGHTMARE HUNTING"

being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

i beg to sniffer

Perfect skin doesn’t matter brand names don’t matter grind culture doesn’t matter all that’s important is having a hobby you love and learning to cook vegetables in tasty ways

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

“Rats are the lowest and most despised creatures of all. If they have purpose, so do we.”