Okay But ..... M O T H E R 😃💗🎀

ASOIAF POVs as Onion Headlines:

Ned:

-Somebody's Got to Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let's Face It, That Person Is Me

Jon

-Area Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents

Daenerys

-Guests Forced To Pretend Wedding A Good Thing

Tyrion

-Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet

Cersei

-I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out

Catelyn

-Why Can't This Family Ever Have A Funkin' Good Time?

Sansa

-Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Bran:

-Nation Impressed By Feats Of Very Strong Little Boy

Arya

-Study Finds Expressing Anger In Unhealthy Ways Incredibly Satisfying

Brienne and Jamie

-Relationship Definitly Hurtling Towards Something

Davos

-Employee Wishes He Had Enough Job Security To Voice Opinion

Samwell

-I'm Tired Of Constant Near Death Experiences

Theon

-Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Victarion

-Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being

Aereon

-True Courage Is Knowing You’re Wrong But Refusing To Admit It

Asha

-Area Women Planning To Fuck Up The Patriarchy Or Die Trying

Arrianne and Arys

-Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports

Quentin

-If Only I'd Listened To Literally Anyone

Baristan

-Unclear Whether Grandpa Having Good Time

Jon Con

-Prodigal Asshole Returns

Melisandre

-Cult Leader Pretty Cool, Actually.

Back with another random comic!

Have some fluffy Kid!Braime with a dash of...angst? 😅💕✨✨

Also, anyone who talks shit about Brienne will have to answer to Jaime. And he won't be gentle about it.👌✨

lord take all of their suffering & give it to criston cole

Your art style is so pretty and I adore your art! Do you maybe have any NedCat art to spare?

so, i posted about this idea on twitter the other day. maybe i should write it and post it after i finish spiders² since spiders² isn't a fic i plan to drag out too long? 🤔 anyway, I'll write it and keep it saved in my notebook. if anyone's interested, let me know! 😭 and btw, i have new ideas coming in and they're all jacelaena 'cause i really love them. hope y'all don't mind these fics being just about jacelaena. i do plan on writing about other ships in the future, but not right now. 💖

My two moods at a party.💚

I was gonna wait to post this but since everyone’s upset I figured I post it now 🙏 here’s some wholesome lotf content based off of @thenerdandfandoms @jalphandrogermonobsessed ideas about everyone dressing up as Winnie the Pooh characters.

Everyone except piggy went out and got some cool hoodies, but his auntie insisted on making his costume so it’s less cool. Jack and Ralph are being Jack and Ralph. Simon is worried, and Roger is annoyed.

Ralph as Pooh. Jack as Tigger. Simon as piglet. Roger as Eeyore. And Piggy as Owl.

You idiot, we could have been...us. I forgive you.

Dany’s mistake wasn’t burning King’s Landing, her mistake was not marrying Yara Greyjoy when she had the chance.