There's A Place Called Hessian Township

Hello Omni! Ik Friday was yesterday, so you can answer whenever. What do you think Owen did to get dishonourbly discharged? And did he do it on purpose?

I was actually thinking about this lately, and I am in firm belief that Owen absolutely, 100% did it on purpose

I like to think that Owen only left the military when Deckard was framed and on the run

Owen was seeing red

MI6 came around and interrogated Owen, trying to find Deckard, but he didn't know anything. Seeing these people hunting his brother down like a dog had Owen wanted to burn the world down

And that's what he did

He only did enough planning to get enough bombs and know where to place them

Owen stormed into MI6 and set the place ablaze

You do not mess with a Shaw, not unless you want to get burned

Owen went full John Wick on MI6. They lost a lot of good agents

Of course, this meant that the military had to discharge Owen cause he's now an international criminal

And from there, Owen didn't look back. He continued to terrorize MI6 for years while pulling heists

Thanks for the question friend!

Darry: What did. You do?

Two-Bit: Alright, but you can't get mad at me.

Darry: What did. You do?

Two-Bit: So I was minding my own business-

Darry: *slams hand down on the table* BULLSHIT.

Two-Bit: I WAS!

“ alza la bandera ! ”  

in the heights ( 2021 ) dir. jon chu

Originally posted on my instagram; @ peachpoppyart !  Please don’t repost my artwork without permission + credit ! Drawing made for the Talenthouse creative brief !! 

Hey Omni!! Happy Friday! This is kind of going off that F9 mini fic you posted 🤗 But what if that's how Dom found out about his family coming out! Either walking in on them or having a Shaw bring it up! Rowen, Rattie, Shobbs. Can you imagine! Practically no one in his family is straight 😂🥰🥰😘💕💕

Happy Friday friend! I love this! It's just too funny to think that Dom just doesn't know everyone around him isn't straight 🤣

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Placing the plate of burgers done on the table, Dom glanced over at Ramsey. She had her hair in two puffballs and a giant smile on her face. She had sat down a while ago, texting up a storm and laughing whenever she got a response

Dom hadn't seen her smile that much before, maybe only when she succeeded in hacking into someone with ease

"Whoever you're texting must be great." Dom smirked at Ramsey, who snapped her head up and gave him a shy smile

"Yeah, she is."

Dom raised an eyebrow

"We've been talking for a few weeks now, and um..." Ramsey looked away, suddenly embarrassed

"What?"

"I'm thinking about asking her out." Ramsey mumbled

Dom blinked. He hadn't known Ramsey even liked women. Maybe that explained why she hadn't shown any interest in Roman or Tej

"Go for it." Dom told her

"Really?" Ramsey looked up at him with hopeful eyes. "Do you think she'll say yes?"

"She'd be stupid not to." Dom smiled at her and was glad to see Ramsey's large smile in return as her thumbs flew over her phone

He wasn't expecting Ramsey's new girlfriend to be Hattie Shaw when they showed up a month later

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When Deckard had started bringing his little brother and sister around to the family bbqs, Dom hadn't been the happiest to see Owen

Luckily, the middle Shaw was great with the kids and apologized profusely to Mia. It had been hilarious to see her slap him and demand he do the dishes by himself

What Dom hadn't expected was Roman to start acting strange whenever Owen got close to him

There wasn't much bad blood between them. Roman had barely interacted with Owen since their crew had tried to take him down. So, why was Roman nervous around him?

After several cookouts, Dom noticed that both Owen and Roman had disappeared. Suspicious, Dom had gone in search of the two just in case Owen did something to Roman

What be wasn't expecting was Owent to be sitting on Roman's lap, kissing him with intense passion

"Ahem." Dom cleared his throat and smirked when he saw Roman jerk so badly, he smashed his and Owen's noses together

"Ro!" Owen hissed

"Sorry!" Roman said quietly but sent a sheepish look towards Dom

Shaking his head, Dom looked at them pointedly

"If any of the kids ask, you two get to give the birds and the bees talk."

With that, Dom turned on his heel and left the two men

He never would have guessed Roman was interested in guys

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Looking around Luke's backyard, Dom was a bit surprised by all the food that was already set up on the large picnic table. Everything looked amazing

There was no way Luke had done this himself

"Looks great, Hobbs." Dom nodded in appreciation

"Thanks. But I have to say, it's mostly all because of Deckard."

"Deckard?" Dom frowned and looked at the other man. Everyone else was milling around and taking their seats at the table. He could see out of the corner of his eye Baby Brian trying to sit on two at once, mostly likely trying to save him a seat

"Yeah. Ever since he moved in, he's really been sprucing up the place. And cooking everything. The man could have been a professional chef."

"Really." Dom said and saw Deckard step out of the back door, holding yet another plate of food

Deckard was smiling widely as he greeted everyone. And if Dom looked closely enough, he could see a small gold ring on his finger

Glancing to Luke, Dom saw an identical ring

Was nobody in his family straight?

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I hope you enjoyed friend!

Tim: God, give me patience.

Jason: I think you meant "give me strength."

Tim: If God gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

Tony: Peter, you do know what ‘personal space’ is right?

Peter: [hugging Tony] Yes, I personally believe this space is mine.

Jason: Do you swear to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothin but the tea, so help you sis?

Stephanie: Wig.

Dick: K go off.

Bruce: Why are you guys like this?

Akutagawa nearly staring in awe at Atsushi when he realizes how strong he is and that he's finally found someone worthy of being his "trial" is something I think about and then scream

Like he'll go on and on about how weak Atsushi is but then look at him like this

Chapters: 15/20 Fandom: Fast and the Furious Series, 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003), Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Brian O'Conner/Carter Verone, end game Brian O'Conner/Owen Shaw Characters: Brian O'Conner, Dominic Toretto, Owen Shaw, Letty Ortiz, Carter Verone, Agent Stasiak, Agent Penning Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, FBI profiler! Dom, FBI Agent Jesse, FBI team Toretto, Villian!Shaw, Oblivious Brian, Violence, Explicit Language, Grey Carter, Fusion - The Blacklist, Rising rating Series: Part 1 of FF Collection Summary:

Owen Shaw has surprisingly surrendered himself to the FBI. The FBI are ecstatic until they realise that they will not be able to keep Shaw in their hands. He offers them a consolation he wants their help in hunting down a list of personal enemies. Sounds good, right? There is one catch … He will talk only to Brian O’Connor - and Penning is like, “Who?”

This sounds like so much fun to play!

Today at after-camp daycare, we played Life and Death and God.

Basically, it’s the Game of Life but with some alterations created by the six 8-10 year old boys that were there.  I was designated writer of The List Of Stuff, aka the list in which anything we currently “possessed” (ie houses, children, pets, spouses, Gifts From God) was listed under our name so we could keep track.

God was played by the one boy who didn’t want to actually play.  When I asked him how God was going to fit into the game, he said that God worked in mysterious ways so he could randomly give people News From God whenever he felt like it.  We settled that if someone spun a three, they’d receive a miracle, and if they spun a seven, they’d get bad news, and at the end of every round (ie when everyone had had a turn) he could make a new rule for the world.

“Dude, you should’ve prayed more,” God told one boy as he spun a seven.  “Your dog got possessed by a demon and ate your baby.  You need to get an exorcism.  That costs $50,000 and a life card.”

“Aww man,” the unfortunate demon dog owner said.  “Not Shark Tooth Junior.  She’s my only daughter.”  Flips through his money  “What if I don’t want to spend money to get an exorcism?”

God shrugged.  “Then I guess you can keep a demon dog,” he said, “but it requires a human sacrifice every turn or it’ll eat you.”

The demon dog owner sighed and paid the money, and I crossed off both Shark Tooth Junior and Chicken Strip the dog off his List Of Stuff.

“Congratulations!” God said on another turn.  “You’re pregnant!”

“But I’m a man.”

“That’s why it’s a miracle,” God pointed out.  “It’s the next Jesus!  Also you have to name him Jesus The Second cause I’m God and I say so.”

I was blessed with the ability to turn water into wine at one point, and started a winery as a side business.  Both were added to my List Of Stuff.

At one point, not long after he’d had his first child, one of the boys’ mom came to pick him up.

“Come on,” she said.  “We have to go.”

“Give me a minute, Mom,” he called back.  “I’m dead.  We have to read my will.”

Thus proceeded the reading in which I read through his List Of Stuff one by one and he declared who each item/ability/person/animal went to and I then transferred each thing to other Lists Of Stuff.

“Your wife,” I read.  “Elizabeth.”

“I’m leaving her to,” he trailed off, tapping his chin as he considered his options.  “You, Kee.”

“You can’t give Kee your wife!” another boy protested, one who had already received three of the dead boy’s children.  “That’d make her gay!”

“Kee can be gay if she wants to be,” the dead boy pointed out.

“Yeah,” the boy agreed, “but she’s already got a husband.”

“She can have a husband and a wife,” God declared.  “It’s called being bisexual.  It’s allowed.  Plus I’m God, so that makes it double allowed.”

And that was how I ended up receiving everyone’s wives in their wills, and ended up married to my original husband, Lizard, and my four wives, Elizabeth, Lizzy, Eliza, and Shark Tooth (there was a theme that God had declared we had to follow in naming our spouses, a declaration which came after one of the boys had already married Shark Tooth).  I had no children of my own, but had eventually received dozens in wills, as I ultimately ended up as the last person left in after-camp.

And yeah.  Life and Death and God was definitely a fun time, and I feel like we’ll be playing it again in after-camp tomorrow.  It felt a little like dnd, tbh, with God being the dungeon master, and I would definitely recommend it to anyone wanting to spice up their Game of Life.  You could probably add in a drinking game aspect if you’re not playing with small children, or make like God Cards or something for people to pull from if no one wants to be God.