Deckard: HEY! HEY—

Deckard: HEY! HEY—

Luke, whispering: Shhh. Sam is sleeping.

Deckard, whispering: Sorry.

Luke, whispering: What’s up?

Deckard, whispering: There’s a fire.

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5 years ago

Deckard: This date is boring.

Luke: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Deckard: Then why the fuck did you invite me?

Luke: I specifically said, “Don’t come with me” and you said, “Fuck you, I do whatever I want” and followed me here.

4 years ago

Hello again Omni! Can we see a bit of Owen experiences in the army please? He must've not liked being bossed around very much.

Oh hell yeah, Owen HATED having to take orders! Sure, he'll let Deckard boss him around, but nobody else!

~~~

When Owen joined the military, he had honestly never expected to have to start at the bottom. He had just assumed they would see his intellect and genius and allow him to move up the ranks with ease

That wasn't quite the case

Now, standing alongside two dozen other recruits in boot camp, Owen tried to keep the sneer off his face as their drill sergeant yelled at them

Apparently, not all of them could keep up with the vigorous training and now all of them were being chewed out

"- when I tell you to run ten kilometers, you run those ten kilometers! Not walk or or prance, or whatever you want!"

Owen couldn't help his eye roll

"Got something to say, Shaw?!" The sergeant screamed in his face

"No, sir." Owen said smoothly

"For that lip, you'll be cleaning out the latrines!"

Owen didn't bother stopping the sneer that crossed over his face

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"In line soldiers!"

Owen easily stood with the rest of his squad, waiting for his leader's orders. Even though they were extremely stupid and Owen knew they were going to be ambushed

But no matter how many times Owen tried to butt in, the leaders of his squad and others refused to listen to him. They were convinced they wouldn't get ambushed

Straightening his back, Owen glanced over at his fellow squad mates. He could see that they were all nervous, having listened to his angry words against the leaders

They were all now convinced they were about to be ambushed

But even if that was the case, Owen would do all he could to make sure they all came out of it alive

---

"Well done, captain Shaw."

With a polite smile, Owen shook the hands of several high ranking officers. He had just been promoted, even though he wished it had been sooner

After all, it had taken Deckard a lot less time to reach captain

But, Deckard also didn't have the pension for mischief that Owen did. And Deckard could actually follow orders

"Thank you, sir. I look forward to leading my soldiers into battle."

And not get them killed like you have, was unspoken. Even if Owen made sure to say the sentiment with the grip he had on the other man's hand

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

5 years ago
I'm Not Crazy, Pepper. I Just Finally Know What I Have To Do. And I Know In My Heart That It's Right.
I'm Not Crazy, Pepper. I Just Finally Know What I Have To Do. And I Know In My Heart That It's Right.

I'm not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it's right.

2 years ago

Namor: *painting a giant wall of Shuri beating his ass* Our babies will be smart AND beautiful

Namora: Not to mention imaginary


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5 years ago

Jason: Do you swear to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothin but the tea, so help you sis?

Stephanie: Wig.

Dick: K go off.

Bruce: Why are you guys like this?

4 years ago

De-aged fic part 2

Part 1

Sitting next to Letty in a booth across from the two strange men, Owen gnawed on his bottom lip. He had no idea what to think about the men

They had introduced themselves as Roman and Tej, being fairly friendly towards Owen

He didn't want to admit it, but Owen knew that neither would hurt him. Especially Roman, who was actually really funny

And had some really shiny jewelry

So shiny in fact, Owen got lost looking at the man's watch when Letty ran a hand through his hair

Blinking, Owen frowned up at her

"What do you want to eat, sweetheart?" She smiled kindly

Looking down at the menu again, Owen pointed a large burger

"Please?"

"You sure you can eat that much?" Letty raised an eyebrow

Owen puffed out his chest

"Deck says I'm like a black hole!" He wasn't sure what his brother meant by that, but be took pride in it nonetheless

"People say the same thing about me, too, buddy!" Roman laughed

"Got that right." Tej mumbled from where he was looking at his own menu

While Roman had been very friendly and had a very shiny watch, Owen was a bit more interested in the small device Tej occasionally would bring it

Owen had seen the large blocky mobile phone his mother used, but the thing Tej had was completely different. It was sleek and didn't seem to have any visible buttons

Owen wanted it

Soon enough, a server came around and took their orders, sending a kind smile to Owen. He nodded back politely

"Oh?"

"Yeah, Let?"

"What's the last thing you remember?" She asked softly

Owen frowned and bit his bottom lip again in thought

"I was at my grandpa's house and he just said good night, but I wasn't sleepy. So, I was really quiet so I wouldn't wake Deck and snuck into Hatt's room. I've been reading her my favorite book!" Owen said the last part with pride. His teachers said he was one of the best readers in the class

"Who's Hatts?"

"My little sister!"

Letty stared at him with wide eyes

Owen stiffened. Did he say something wrong? That happened sometimes when he was meeting with his parents' friends. It never ended well for him

But Letty's expression changed quickly as a smiled appeared on her lips again

"What else do you remember?"

"Well, I had been reading but felt really sleepy. So, me and Hatts fell asleep. And then I woke up cold and wet. And met you." Owen said quietly

Letty nodded at him and looked about to ask something else when their food arrived. When Owen's eyes landed on his, he felt his stomach rumble

He was so hungry, he didn't notice the looks the adults were sending him as he finished off almost all the food

Now full, he watched the adults work on their food much more slowly. Well, except for Roman. He was already ordering a second meal

"Let?" Owen tugged on her sleeve

"Yes, Oh?"

"May I be excused to go to the loo?"

"Sure. It's just right over there. Do you want me to go with you?"

Owen shook his head quickly. He didn't need anyone. He was old enough

Without looking back, Owen walked towards the restroom and saw a man holding a device just like Tej's. It wouldn't be hard at all to steal it

As he stepped into the restroom, Owen's eyes flickered around

If he left the restroom, Letty would see him and he would only have a small amount of time to make it to the front door of the restaurant. And that wasn't taking into account of someone stopping him

Looking up, Owen saw a window above one of the stalls. It looked low enough for him to reach

And to make things even more perfect, a man was leaving the other stall. It only took a small bump and a quiet "excuse me, sir", and Owen had his own little device

Locking the stall door behind him, Owen let a smirk spread across his young face. Far too easy

In less than a minute, Owen had the window open and was wiggling out of it. He landed on a large garbage bin and found himself in the alley behind the restaurant

Smirking even more, Owen made his way out of the alley and onto the familiar streets of London

4 years ago

My pleasure! 💞💞💞

@omnivorousshipper My First Photoshop Creation, I Present To Thee: Dominic As A Minecraft Iron Golem!

@omnivorousshipper My first Photoshop creation, I present to thee: Dominic as a Minecraft Iron Golem! (Reference to Omni’s Minecraft stream-which y'all should definitely check out!)

Both characters are intimidating at first sight but really have a heart of gold

Will protect their chosen family with their lives 

Will adopt and care for anyone as their own 

Can be gentle but will kill you if family is threatened

I AM SCREECHING. THANK YOU SO MUCH FRIEND


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5 years ago

Tony: WHO THE HELL PATCHED UP MY RIPPED JEANS?!

Stephen: I did. I thought your jeans were worn out. the weather is getting colder, so I fixed the holes.

Tony:

Tony: It’s a lovely pattern, Stephen. Thank you, babe.

5 years ago
Mcu + Incorrect Quotes 4/?
Mcu + Incorrect Quotes 4/?
Mcu + Incorrect Quotes 4/?

mcu + incorrect quotes 4/?

1 year ago
I Love The Legitimate Fear In His Eyes Here.

I love the legitimate fear in his eyes here.

It's less that he's shaken by the fact that he almost died, and more by the fact that he would have died a hero. A man willing to die for the justice of the denizens of Hell, believing in the friends he has to carry out the mission. And it's THAT fact, that possibility that his reputation would have been RUINED if not for pure dumb luck on his part, scares him. He would have been fine dying, he wouldn't give a shit if it was in the blaze of glory. But the fact that he would have died a HERO is what scares him more.

THAT'S how you write a good villain.


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