RIGHT PERSON WRONG (LIFE) TIME SHIPS ARE THE BEST BUT ALSO THE WORST.

Sirius, talking to regulus: Listen, I know your spirit animal is a catipillar that’s been stepped on, but mine is the mighty wolf

100% happened

Pandora: let’s play a game. I’ll say a word and you have to say what you relate to it. The word is rope.

James: jumping off a window to escape.

Mary: a very original necklace.

Marlene: a jump rope.

Sirius: BDSM

Barty: twirl it like a cowboy.

Remus: whipping.

Lily: a pirate that uses it to fix the sails.

Evan: tie someone to a chair.

Regulus: hang myself.

James: … babe

I had this really weird dream last night that regulus was going to work but Sirius had taken his phone and he was really upset. Then James came and stared baking him a new phone. Like full on eggs and flour and shit. It was really cute but I’m still kinda scared. Like what was that about??

PLEASE I NEED THIS

au where scorbus are a muggle couple and scorpius wear the most expensive and stylish gucci suits and albus follows him around in a hoodie and sweatpants

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

James was the sun, but get too close to the sun and you get burnt.

James: Would you still love me if I were a worm?

Regulus: Still? You’re assuming I love you

James: … :’(

Regulus: I would love you in any form James.

James: *sobbing*

(Sirius standing at the door like 🧍🏼)

Sirius getting a dog and being furious when it likes Remus better than him

Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream

Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this

Peter: *already gone*

Regulus: Not this early

James: I’m listening babe 😍

Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*

Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating

Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other

Silence

Sirius: james…

James: *literally running for his life*

Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful

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