Hey Kid You Want A Job?

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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4 months ago

Yhs fanart???? What???

Anyways this was fun to make cuz of all the special effect layers I got to play with

Yeet yeet

Yhs Fanart???? What???

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1 month ago

Hermit-a-Day May Day 2: The G-man Himself

Grian MC with a sun background

Mote grain!!!!!!!


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5 months ago

Alright so after patching plotholes and editing, the plot ever so slowly started to drift away from the original plotline. So here we are now with a new beginning plotline that also ties back to the rest of the Grian timeline.

Though this change I can assure you guys is pretty much solidified so a change from this is very unlikely.

Lol

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5 months ago
He’s A Man Of The People 😎

he’s a man of the people 😎

5 months ago
A Bit Of Desert Duo Fan Art Cuz I Luv Them Sillies

A bit of desert duo fan art cuz I luv them sillies

Still working on the comic au lolololol

School starts this week which sucks so yah less tie to do stuff

4 months ago

Helpp

he totally had an emo phase

He Totally Had An Emo Phase

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He Totally Had An Emo Phase
4 months ago

The first few song additions, by series:

- Last To Fall by STARSET for Last Life

- Young Love by NIGHTCAP for Double Life

- Down To Zero by Downplay for Limited Life

- The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy for Limited Life

- A Matter Of Time by Foo Fighters for Limited Life

- The Pretender by Foo Fighters for Secret Life

- Slo Mo by Vinyl Theatre for Wild Life

- Wild Wild Life by Gideon for Wild Life

- DOA by Foo Fighters for The Life Series

- TRIALS by STARSET for The Life Series

- The One Who Laughs Last by Downplay for The Life Series

- How Did You Love by Shinedown for The Life Series

- State of My Head by Shinedown for The Life Series

- Awaken by Breaking Benjamin for The Life Series

4 months ago

So we've all heard of angsty anti-watcher grian right? But..but! What about chaos gremlin pro-watcher grian. Where instead of the trauma breaking him, ut ends up manifesting in a pure-devastating hatred for the world and he ends up rising the ranks in the watcher realm being dubbed Chaos Lord Xelqua, inevitably being a fucking God in the human realm, even being worshipped by many. And instead of being forced into the death games that is the life series, it's just a little mortal torture activity he thought of out of pure boredom and utter disregard for human emotion. And imagine that the death games had been going on centuries before grian even joined, having not just the current members but also other mortals he deems interesting and possibly entertaining and only joining in Third Life where he meets scar and gets attached to him. And he hates it.

An immortal God that can overpower all mortals–stuck in the dark for all of his life–meets an annoying ray of sunshine that's able to overcome the shadows he's engulfed in. He hated it. He hated him as he is the only being that can bring him warmth. And that's the problem. Scar is a human. And a human life is fleeting. Scar is a mortal. Not even a God can change that fact.

In the life series, the players are to die permanently after the three lives are over and are to be replaced by new ones, essentially making it a hardcore series. But in Grian’s desperation, he made it so that their souls are preserved in the system as to not kill them permanently.

His dismissive attitude of scar is a cause of his frustration at not being able to keep him alive and partly blaming him for making him feel the way he does.

Add the fact that there are others as well. In limited life, he got attached to the bad boys and want to keep them alive as well and one thing led to another and he is attached to all of them.

In the original life games, the winner is to be set free and able to live their life. So in this version he makes it so every single one of them is able to win in hopes that they all are able to be set free and escape.

Yuhzz


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4 months ago

The Falling curse (Lizzie): Doomed to fall to their death in every game.

Cause:

The Falling curse (Lizzie):

The watchers did not like her interference in double life while they were not around. They managed to get a hold of her soul and throw her into the pile. Her falling into the void was caused by the watcher realm dragging her into the void and this is done in every game as punishment.

The Falling Curse (Lizzie): Doomed To Fall To Their Death In Every Game.

Might do Widows curse next


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