Pomegranate Juice And Baths🍷💧

I love the difference in brother in law relationships between Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen, and Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng so much. It’s like:

Lan Xichen: my brother in law? I find him absolutely delightful. A little high spirited, but loves my brother and is just what he needs in life. I’ve been trying to get them together for over 16 years now.

Wei Wuxian: Zewu Jun? So much respect for him. Literally the chillest guy I know. Plays the flute, like me. Top 3 nicest people I’ve ever met. Doesn’t hate me, unlike Lan Zhan’s uncle.

Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng: prick.

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

hey girl you're so vitamin deficiency can we kiss

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

Jay is feeling like Odysseus XDXDXD

ALSO WTF POSEIDON????

"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?

It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone