Dazai's Slut Energy Is Literally God Tier. The Guy Manages To Develop A Homoerotic Relationship With

If you are watching the premiere y know

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Hua Cheng needs a minute

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

I love the difference in brother in law relationships between Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen, and Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng so much. It’s like:

Lan Xichen: my brother in law? I find him absolutely delightful. A little high spirited, but loves my brother and is just what he needs in life. I’ve been trying to get them together for over 16 years now.

Wei Wuxian: Zewu Jun? So much respect for him. Literally the chillest guy I know. Plays the flute, like me. Top 3 nicest people I’ve ever met. Doesn’t hate me, unlike Lan Zhan’s uncle.

Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng: prick.

me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

the prophecy is true

junmei is so funny from xie lian's perspective. imagine your former mentor that dipped 800 years ago finally showing up to court for a proper custody battle, proceeding to expose your #1 lifelong idol to be the insane lunatic that fucked up your life back when you were a teenager and then finding out said insane lunatic that fucked up your life also fucked said mentor 2000 years ago creating the three realms's most toxic doomed yaoi