The Four Famous Tales ×The Four Great Calamities 四名景 × 四大害

Dazai: Coffee or tea?

Kunikida: Tea.

Dazai: Wrong

Dazai: It's coffee

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

I try to be responsible but my brain just keeps throwing me more shit to draw

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

thinking about creatures.

"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

drunk company party extragavanza

Love you, pizza