Marshroomstar - Alexis

junmei is so funny from xie lian's perspective. imagine your former mentor that dipped 800 years ago finally showing up to court for a proper custody battle, proceeding to expose your #1 lifelong idol to be the insane lunatic that fucked up your life back when you were a teenager and then finding out said insane lunatic that fucked up your life also fucked said mentor 2000 years ago creating the three realms's most toxic doomed yaoi

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

homosexual ship so devastatingly and agonizingly gay you need a stronger word than the f slur to call them.

can they stop

Eu: dece distrugeți Pămăntul?

Alieni: Din causă că există persoane care cred că engleza este unica limbă care a-r trebui să vorbim

Eu: am înțeles, mi se pare corect.

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

A lil kiss on a boat because they’re in love

Hermitcraft is great because they come up with the most unhinged governments in the world

Chuuya: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately Dazai: Maybe you’re pregnant Chuuya: Dazai: Chuuya: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because I just had a heart attack