The Really Weird Autistic Sweet Spot Where You Just Say Things You Think And People Find You Super Funny

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

She's doing her best.

When you don’t want to get off the Internet but need to step back from social media:

Play around with Minecraft PE

Make Pinterest boards

Make new playlists, or organize your old ones

Clean out your photos, notes, google docs, etc.

Download some cute tappy games

Download candy crush type games

Make some Amazon wishlists; add comments and priorities.

Save landscape images and doodle or add stickers over them

Rediscover your love for Tetris

Turn off notifications for social media apps, turn on an alarm to remember to put them back on

I wanna see how that armor comes off. You don’t..It’s really gross. Oh man, NOW you’re showing me!

True ekenekenekenekdijs

And very true for those two pfff

There’s two types of introverts:

Levi, panicking: Oh my god there’s p-people?!

Belphie, holding up the middle finger: Ew. People.

a whole bunch of links for a bad day

serotonin

2048

control the weather (flash warning)

spend bill gates’ money

read a book

write without distractions

snickerdoodle mug cakes

recipes for when you’re low on spoons

khan academy

an aggressive reminder

1000 awesome everyday things

make a picrew of a worm on a string

bongo cat

useless websites

emergency compliments

a nice uquiz

more useless websites

sketch comedy

sculpt something

guess google searches

white noise

rain

customizable

coffee shop

thunderstorm + fireplace

rain on a tin roof

rain + traffic

train sounds

a fan

catharsis

scream into the void

cut your screen (trigger warning)

break glass

self-care

inexpensive self-care

small acts of self-care

develop a self-care plan

do nothing for two minutes

cope with:

common sleep problems (+solutions)

nightmares

stress

stress 2

are you stressed or depressed?

homework stress

an eating disorder

things to do instead of harming yourself

trauma

anger

worrying

grief

a breakup

the suicide of a loved one

bullying

is this relationship harmful?

sexual assault

obsessive-compulsive disorder

obsessive-compulsive disorder 2

suicidal thoughts

help

a whole bunch of hotlines

more hotlines

suicide hotlines

talk to someone

active positivity blogs

@positivityreblogs

@positivitie

@recoverystuff

@survivor-positivity

@ocdiscourse

@positivelypastelpink

@positiveautistic

@mental–healthawareness

@slfcare

@traumasurvivors

@softheartedsuggestion

remember:

drink some water

eat something if you haven’t in a while

take a break

sleep if you need to

you’re doing amazing i love you

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

why are elderly cats just young cats but sleepy while elderly dogs are just the saddest wettest most pathetic looking beasts imaginable