Before You Make Fun Of A Person Doing Something Brave And Vulnerable Like Dancing Or Singing Or Reading

Ah, sorry. Excuse me. My cat needs to take a nap on your dash a moment. Just step over him.

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

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I let my cat smell a banana and now he won't talk to me

"Not everything is about your blorbos" to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them

If y'all could read this fic in my brain you would be so impressed.

@clusterfuckofgays

Warsan Shire, from "Extreme Girlhood", Bless the Daughter Raised by a Voice in Her Head

tumblr added another secret feature. if you make a post and just type "gullible", it turns it into a different message. tell me which one you got!

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft